wankernoodled

Something is messed up

Somehow that computer got wankernoodled

by G684 January 31, 2018

wankting

Waiting to wank

I’m wankting because the dog won’t stop staring at me

by Rackers March 3, 2018

Wanking off a Smurf

When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.

Why are your hands blue? Have you been wanking off a smurf or something?

by thanksthatsastupidsuggestion March 7, 2021

wanking the gank

The act of stimulating the penis with your hand to achieve ejaculation; Male masturbation.

Commonly performed while viewing the pornography of MILFs.

Me: Hey man you see that new Lisa Ann vid on the Hub?
Friend: Hell ya bro I’m wanking the gank to it as we speak!

by The Don 1846 August 31, 2021

Watering the pamplemousse

Canadian slang: To cry, often excessively.

Man, that movie sure had me watering the pamplemousse.

by Utopic Canadian December 12, 2021

Wanking my Willy

a male masturbating

"I'm wanking my willy to your moms big tits"

by cumshotter June 27, 2022

wanking

when u tickle ur pickle

"Nathan loves wanking.

by P!ckle T!ckler August 28, 2022