Wii U

The fricking disgrace of a console that is somehow a sequel to the best console ever, the Wii

Guy #1: Hey, you got a Wii?
Guy #2: Yeah, I've got a Wii U!
Guy #1: you God forsaken disgrace of a failed abortion...

by Scott The Woz October 31, 2020

Wii lass

Female version of Wii lad.

A: Hey, that girl's been talking about the new Nintendo constantly.
B: Yeah, she's a Wii lass.

by Tesko Virgo May 13, 2006

Wii-tard

Adjective describing persons who are slow, poor, or incompetent at playing and/or understanding the Wii games or Wii game system.

While playing bowling on the Wii game system, Jerry immortalized his status as a Wii-tard by continually throwing the bowling ball backwards.

by Dr. KB December 23, 2008

wii hangover

wii hangover- adj the felling of soreness that you get after playing the nintindo wii for a really long time. often due to wii sports tennis boxing or base ball. can often refer to a long night masterbation where one fells soreness from masterbating

dude after beating star wars on the wii last night my arm is freaking sore. i think i might have "wii hangover"

dude you need to stop watching porn you could get a wii hangover

by gay for tina fey February 17, 2009

Wii-Tarded

The act of getting down with the Wii until it gets Wii-Tarded up in here.

Grant: Yo nigs, where you at?
Patrick: I'm getting Wii-Tarded!!!!!

...

Grant: Shit is mad gay.
Patrick: Nu-uh you're gay.

by Gpopper. March 4, 2010

wii-kend

The weekend for geeks and gamers, action packed with video games and masturbation.

"I can't wait for the wii-kend, I'm gonna play video games and masturbate to anime till it hurts!"

by Larry Sellers December 11, 2006

Nintendo Wii

The best fuckin game console ever!!!

Currently kicking PS3 and Xbox360's ass right now.

The PS3 is just all the useless crap that Sony sells packed into a useless console and Xbox360 is just shit!!!

Dude#1: I'm gonna go get a PS3.

Dude#1's friend: Why get that when u can get a dvd or Blu Ray player? its much cheaper.

Dude#2: I'm gonna take a Xbox360.

Dude#2's friend: Make sure u use spray and close the door!!!

Dude#3: I'm gonna get a Nintendo Wii.

Dude#3's friend: Cool!!! Call me when u gut one. Wii rulez!

by Wiidude64 June 28, 2009