Valen

she’s a hot ass nigga and she’s really nice she’s also my wife and she is very black 😩😩😩 she also is the mom of my children 👶🏿

valen let me smash

by richmoneynigga June 29, 2019

Valentard

Someone (usually a guy) that is very attractive, in a rock-star sort of way. (Tall and skinny.) Usually plays an instrument of some sort and has piercings and tattoos. (They have no meaning; just because (s)he wanted one.) Tells Bill Brasky jokes after consuming one beer (Also very drunk at this point). Has a redneck hick sort of manner. Ususally clad in a baseball hat and mismatched flip-flops and cargo shorts. Very self-confident. Very horny, but also very stupid. Passes up sex with two very willing wo(men) on several occasions. Just a general prick all the way around.
Dry and sarcastic, you will learn everything you ever need to know in college from him/her.

Valentard: So, this one time I was in the back of a truck will Bill Brasky and a deer-

Girl: So, you wanna get out of here?

Valentard: Sure.....So you see this tattoo here. I just went in and said I wanted a tattoo.

Girl: Cool!

Valentard: So I play piano.

Girl: Even cooler! Good with your fingers, then, eh?

Valentard: So, I don't want a relationship out of this, I just wanna fuck.

Girl: Great! That's all I really want too! Can my friend (insert name here) come too?

Valentard: Sure!.....So, I totally don't have any condoms. Maybe some other time?

Girls: (Very pissed) Sure.

by Brittany Allen December 24, 2008

Valeena

A bum ass mutherfucker that is very lonely and is usually associated with garbage. No one wants to be a friend with a valeena

Valeena is so fucking ugly no one likes that bitch

by Bigdickdave_penis November 30, 2017

vale

A headress worn by Arabic women.

That white girl wouldn't shut up so I told her to put her vale up.

by JOE December 17, 2004

vagey

The act of acting like a vage (short for vagina) as in John was running kind of vagey today. Signifies weakness and ineptness.

John was running kind of vagey today

by JohnBullyfully February 24, 2008

vale chusto

It's an expression used to make others acknowledge the fact that you don't honestly care about the situation, that the outcome is worth a piece of crap to you.

Me vale chusto. = I don't give two shits.

by Chusto July 16, 2014

Dragon vale

A mobile game that has decent ratings and that is played by people with no brain cells skill or purpose.

I went to E3 this year, my favorite game was dragon vale.

Oh really what panel was it in?

The mobile games panel labeled "huge disasters for the mobile industry." They made the game sound great!

by Diathalos March 22, 2017