valentina king

short wanker who likes men in utah and barcelona (and women)

valentina king flicky big batti gyal

by guddanygrapes November 29, 2021

Christian Valencia

Christian Valencia is a great friend that's always there for you. He makes you laugh at stupid things. You both laugh at stupid things. He's someone you could vent to and he'll help you with all your problems. Yet he bullies you but then you also do it back. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. He's a ladies man too (; He's POPULAR even though he doesn't think he is. He's a fantastic person, probably the best you could ever meet. Go up to him once in a while, he'll make you feel great.

Christian Valencia can you help me, please?
Yes, yes I can what's wrong?

by Coolboy152 December 13, 2018

pulling a valentina

when a person is always happy and make jokes every day

sara makes jokes and she's funny and always happy, that's pulling a Valentina

by va.le.va.ni June 27, 2018

valentine's day

valentines day is just a way for Hallmark to make more money.

damn hallmark, inventing stupid holidays for money!

by shea December 6, 2004

Valence

A mistake on saying Valentine but it means more.

Person 1: Do you wants to 🅱️️ my valence
Person 1: Valentine!! Fuck AUTOCORRECT
Person 2: no
Person 1: Ok, Nevermind bye.

by shizzyed March 1, 2017

valeed

A warrior. Someone who will definitely make it in this world, it is written in his hands. If his last name is Abid - you know he's a keeper.

Never let a Valeed Abid go!

You know Valeed, yeah, he will make it.

by asihdakshdaksjd May 25, 2017

valentines day

a commercial holiday made up by women who couldn't deal with the fact that there's no holiday between christmas and easter.

valentines day made the entire population of non-commercial people feel like shit.

by katy February 18, 2007