Urban Envy

A feeling of jealously and disappointment when you find out that a word or phrase you thought was original and cool is already listed on the urban dictionary.

Peep 1: Dude, are you going to look for some fine white girls tonight?

Peep 2: Yeah, I love a white girl with a big booty...or as I call it..whooty

Peep 1: Nice try dude but whooty is not a new word, I saw it on the urban dictionary

Peep2: No way!....I'm having some serious urban envy over that.

by Whooty wrangler December 26, 2011

Urban Princess

Ur-ban Prin'-cess, n., def. "A woman encompassing, 'THE WHOLE PACKAGE,’ a chic and savvy combo of looks, brains, vitality, and ‘ZEE OOH, LA LA,’ a term reflecting joy, romance, passion…all that is good in life. She comports herself with skill, diplomatic in all things, with an eye to the ‘big picture’ when it comes to life. The Urban Princess acknowledges her power and recognizes the limitations of a 24 hour day. Fortunately, she knows the tricks of the trade and has discovered the MISSING LINK to make it all happen." See: UrbanPrincessSurvivalGuide.com

In the best of times, 'The Urban Princess' revels in the moment and in the worst of times she understands the importance of staying balanced. The 'Urban Princess' optimizes her time, while shifting through daily hyper-drive, finding moments to revitalize. This is a feat nothing short of miraculous…but…a Princess knows such magic has a positive and cumulative effect on one’s peace-of-mind thus leaving said mind in one-piece. “Urban Princess Survival Guide”

by The Urban Princess August 18, 2014

Urban Planning

Something that does not exist on the North American continent.

Canadian: Wow, I can't believe it takes me 30 minutes a day just to drive to work!
American: If you think hard, I have to go 45 minutes on road to anywhere!
Mexican: You guys have roads!?

North Americans together: Oh yeah we don't have urban planning...

by Дecca March 17, 2021

Urban garlic

The product created by a vagrant upon defecating in or on a car after consuming waste from an Italian restaurant dumpster.

"What's that smell!?!" "Oh some homeless guy left some urban garlic in my backseat the other day."

by GermanKurt25 February 3, 2017

Urban Journalist

A sometimes obsessive contributor to Urban Dictionary whose style is more apropros to an Urban Encyclopedia listing or a private blog posting.

Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the Urban Journalist's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).

"Some Urban Dictionary "editors" are really URBAN JOURNALISTs."

"I heard that the URBAN JOURNALIST, KungFu Jesus was 86ed from Wikipedia; and, I believe it."

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

Urban Wikipedia

n. A hypothetical future version of Urban Dictionary in which it is innundated by entries that are not so much definitions of words as they are extended, elborate, and baffling encyclopedia-style entries on pointless minutae (see wikipedia).

"Entries on characters from Stargate SG1? When did this turn into Urban Wikipedia?"

"Who the fuck keeps submitting these tracklistings of The Who albums? This is Urban Dictionary, not Urban Wikipedia."

by Doctor Cyclops September 18, 2006

urban dick

An ‘Urban Dick’ is someone who rejects your definition on urbandictionary.com | their usually miserable and inconsiderate about your definition even though you’ve worked hard on it. Still not enough information? Well then, here’s an example.

Urban Dick is a worker at urbandictionary.com that jerks off to hentai and simps for people like BelleDelphine
Carole: *calls jack*
Also Carole: what’s up jack?
Jack: nothing much, just on the old urbban dicktionary
Carole: I wrote a definition for pussy on there, can you submit and publish it because you work there?
Jack: ...
Also Jack: *hangs up*
Carole: MOTHERFUCKER

by inf_rnal June 28, 2020