TWAT

Technical Woman's Alert Team.

Coined in a hilarious skit by "Cheech and
Chong" back in the early 70s. The skit depicts the sexual act from the perspective of a security team in a woman's vagina to protect from conception.

The TWAT is the first defence against pregnancy.

by donlindsay59 August 15, 2008

Twatting

Gratituous overuse of the @ on Twitter. Especially when there are more @(name) than actual message content.

Someone who exercises Twatting is also known as a Twat.

User1 at 13:37 from web
@Knobend1 @Knobend2 @OtherPerson @OMGHAX @something @morepeople @mooncheese @toast hi

User2 at 13:39 from web
@User1 you're twatting too much stop being a twat

by tehcmn October 13, 2009

twat

an utter and complete bitch.

She is such a twat; she calls everyone names.

Tell that twat to shut her trap.

by anonymous January 7, 2007

twat

Can be used as the commical replacement of 'what' when one is enebriated

Twat the fuck did you just say to me, cock sucker?

by Crack Face McGee January 6, 2007

twat

Pronunciation: \ˈtwät\
Function:noun
Etymology: origin unknown
Date: 2009

Defined as:
1. a text based microblog within Twitter
2. usually vulgar : vulva

I like that twat.
That twat really hits home.
Her twat was quite memorable.
How many twats did they see?

by The Real Kaddy March 27, 2009

TWAT

The past tense of twit.

A neophyte twerp.

A selfish or self centered bitch.

A vulgarism for vagina.

A complete moron or idiot.

A: He is such a twat!

B: A what?

A: A twit in the making.

Laura was very nice to me until I gave her the promotion. Now she's a complete twat.

by Memphis Mickey August 30, 2011

twat

slang for the number "twenty". Mostly used in poker games.

I see your 10, and I raise you twat.

by Anonymous January 6, 2007