Twammer

Any person who utilizes Twitter to promote their own professional expertise or the capabilities of their company. Typically applies to Twitter users whose tweets meet the definition above 50% or more of the time.

1. From a social media expert: "Twitter can be used to increase your interaction with customers." This person is a Twammer.

2. From the same social media expert: "INSERT FIRM NAME increased INSERT CUSTOMER NAME awareness by using Twitter X%." This person is a Twammer.

by Anonymous Tweeter January 26, 2009

twama

the presence of drama happening in, around, on, or in relation to twitter or involving tweeps in general

I need to sign off of twitter for a few hours. I do not wanna deal with all the twama going on there right now.

by trulyaddie April 7, 2010

Tasmanian tiger

when you're Banging a girl in the dukhi blaster Doggy style, pinch her their left nipple with your right hand and pull her hair with the left hand. Push her forward off balance and position her ankles between you're legs , squat down and drop a duece on her pinky toe

She said I was boring in bed so I gave her the Tasmanian tiger.

by Weirdzex February 5, 2021

twasic

one step worse than a twat

your a smart one arnt ya you twasic

by ron-scotland June 30, 2006

TASM Tard

A guy who likes TASM Spider-Man Movies and is overprotective of them will defend them no matter how shitty they are

Logan Farris is a TASM Tard he is their king and his Queen Kaitlyn Bas left him for Tribhuvan cause he loved her and her favourite Tobey Maguire and like her she likes DCEU, Dogs, Batman and Wonder Woman together plus Metal and Rock Music

by The Vigilante April 4, 2021

twamme

an asian who somehow has the darkest skin any kid has seen. people love him, people hate him, but many respect him for what he does. He works hard, and fights harder. Everyone will know him some how and he has many friends but few best friends hes an open kid and cool, but he can be alittle conceited at sometimes. HE still is the coolest asain most of smithtown has ever met!!!!!!!!!

who is that kid?? Thats twamme hes really nice and cool

by thatguy34 May 1, 2010

Twasted

To be strange, weird, spasticated, or well done in.

You're well twasted, you are.

by Dommo September 21, 2005