by bookworm_x March 9, 2009
Get the Twammer mug.Any person who utilizes Twitter to promote their own professional expertise or the capabilities of their company. Typically applies to Twitter users whose tweets meet the definition above 50% or more of the time.
1. From a social media expert: "Twitter can be used to increase your interaction with customers." This person is a Twammer.
2. From the same social media expert: "INSERT FIRM NAME increased INSERT CUSTOMER NAME awareness by using Twitter X%." This person is a Twammer.
2. From the same social media expert: "INSERT FIRM NAME increased INSERT CUSTOMER NAME awareness by using Twitter X%." This person is a Twammer.
by Anonymous Tweeter January 26, 2009
Get the Twammer mug.A person who over-uses their twitter account and posting random updates to either gain followers or have a large number of total tweets.
Bill- Hey, did you see Jane's tweets last night?
Bob- Yeah, she had 30 in a half an hour, what a Twammer.
Bob- Yeah, she had 30 in a half an hour, what a Twammer.
by dd353 June 28, 2010
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by ReallySuperDuper August 25, 2009
Get the Twammar mug.a kid and/or man who aint a bitch, mans up and cuts school when its called for, and will mess you up
by Tammer May 1, 2005
Get the tammer mug.The state of being so tired that you act drunk or hammered. May cause one to ramble about irrelevant topics, slur words, and lose all focus. See also "Drunk-tired."
Person A: Were you drunk last night when you were talking about hedgehogs?
Person B: No, I was just tammered from pulling an all-nighter. And hedgehogs are sweet.
Person B: No, I was just tammered from pulling an all-nighter. And hedgehogs are sweet.
by ladjglajgjoaj October 25, 2011
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Ass so fat it makes you do a triple take.....and then get whiplash. I.e. thicker then cold peanut butter
Ass so fat it makes you do a triple take.....and then get whiplash. I.e. thicker then cold peanut butter
by Starsky and Frankie November 8, 2021
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