Any person who utilizes Twitter to promote their own professional expertise or the capabilities of their company. Typically applies to Twitter users whose tweets meet the definition above 50% or more of the time.
1. From a social media expert: "Twitter can be used to increase your interaction with customers." This person is a Twammer.
2. From the same social media expert: "INSERT FIRM NAME increased INSERT CUSTOMER NAME awareness by using Twitter X%." This person is a Twammer.
The state of being so tired that you act drunk or hammered. May cause one to ramble about irrelevant topics, slur words, and lose all focus. See also "Drunk-tired."
Person A: Were you drunk last night when you were talking about hedgehogs?
Person B: No, I was just tammered from pulling an all-nighter. And hedgehogs are sweet.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."