Any person who utilizes Twitter to promote their own professional expertise or the capabilities of their company. Typically applies to Twitter users whose tweets meet the definition above 50% or more of the time.
1. From a social media expert: "Twitter can be used to increase your interaction with customers." This person is a Twammer.
2. From the same social media expert: "INSERT FIRM NAME increased INSERT CUSTOMER NAME awareness by using Twitter X%." This person is a Twammer.
The state of being so tired that you act drunk or hammered. May cause one to ramble about irrelevant topics, slur words, and lose all focus. See also "Drunk-tired."
Person A: Were you drunk last night when you were talking about hedgehogs?
Person B: No, I was just tammered from pulling an all-nighter. And hedgehogs are sweet.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."