toner

to-ner (noun): an erect nipple. This usually occurs when it is cold. The word's origin lies in the ingenious combination of the words tit and boner, giving us toner.

You can just see those girls' toners through their thin shirts.

by the girls of Theta October 28, 2006

toney

Sensitive, sappy, emotional, or preachy.

"Ayo, that new Kanye single is pretty toney. Why does he always have to talk about Jesus?"

by Funthrax October 28, 2007

dial tone

1. A sound heard on a phone system when you pick up the phone and it's ready to make a call. In US telephones this consists of a 350 Hertz and a 440 Hertz sine wave (two pure tones) mixed together.

2. That ominous sound in definition 1 that indicates your girl/boy friend has hung up on you.

1."To make a call, lift the phone off the hook and place it so that the cord is facing downward near your mouth with the two sets of holes facing your head. Then listen for a dial tone. When you get a dial tone, dial the number." (instructions just in case you're Amish or haven't been in a house since 1927)

2. I got into an argument with my S.O. and got a dial tone.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood August 3, 2007

tone

gat,gun,heat,9, fire arm, something you kill people with

put my tone to your head and blast out your brain bitch!

by Crunchy Black November 18, 2003

sit on my throne

Having to release feces, but on one's own preferred toilet.

I feel terrible. I'm about to go sit on my throne in the lobby's bathroom.

Hurry up! I need to sit on my throne before class. Yes this one. No other throne can compare.

by Jules Ferguson October 3, 2009

Game of Thrones

The show my family won shut the fuck up about.

My Mom: The new episode of Game of Thrones is on tonight!
Me: What the fuck is the big whoop about Game of Thrones!
Mom: Everything
Me: Kill me

by Icy_Pototato April 23, 2019

throne of lightning

A sexual act. Begin by having sex seated while on the toilet. While engaged in this act take a shit... when you feel yourself about ready to cum pick your partner up off you and force their head down into the toilet, now filled with your shit, expect a violent reaction, and then inject their ass, or vagina, with your load

Heather was fucking pissed when she got the throne of lightning

by Pan Satyr July 4, 2007