toefl

Tipping over exasperated from laughing.

Can be used as a much more exuberant expression than lol.

He was embarassing himself so much i was toefl.

by londonook September 18, 2007

Tofurkey

A synonym for female masturbation.

It's tofurkey time, biatch!

by Tash and Christy March 4, 2005

Tofu Bacon

An extremely contemporary word for "cool" replacing "what's shakin' bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium.

"What's shakin' tofu bacon?"
"Not much, man, that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!"

by The holy pancake batman October 9, 2008

tofuman

dumb white washed azn boi, trying to be like the big G inq

Henry and lilpimpinkim

by fuck u April 10, 2003

toefixiation

To choke on ones own toes.A time when your toes make you stop breathing.To die because foot odor is so stanky.

I went to Emily's funeral and they said she died from toefixiation.

by Jeff&Emily April 1, 2008

Tofu Bass

Noun.
A vegetarian and or vegan Bastard.

used in a loving/affectionate way.

You little tofu bass go get me a vegan cupcake.

by Lori Sadel (lolo) February 11, 2009

Bridget Tofu Slomka

A very good friend wh is very epic. When hyper, her epicness increaes by 20%. She has epic hair!!! >:3

Don't die, it's bad for your health.
-Bridget Tofu Slomka

by Imabatscreech November 6, 2012