poopie nuts

Wiping an ass back to front with the result having shit smeared across the back side of the scrotum. People with this condition typically feel a crusty, foul smelling, and very uncomfortable sense of unease while presenting an extreme lack of personal hygiene. It can be devastating for the partner when participating in sexual intercourse. The only way to aviod is wiping the rectal region with 3ply toilet paper in a front to back manner.

My friend wiped his ass from back to front and ended up with poopie nuts.

by The one who smiles December 02, 2007

Fat Nut

A large amount of semen, ejaculate

That bitch was so hot I busted a Fat Nut on her tits!!!

by DoctorVegas November 30, 2009

Bust a nut

To give off a glorious ejaculation from your genitalia

Darell: Marty, guess what im gonna do.
Marty: What?
Darell: Bust a nut.
Marty: What?
Darell: In your sisters butt.
Marty: What?
Darell: What?

by StevanoD April 18, 2019

nut nap

the sleep that follows bustin a nut aka an orgasm.

After fingering herself until she came, Julie took a nut nap.

by snorlaxxx February 19, 2010

mice nuts

adjective; Small, of little or no consequence compared to other objects,ideas or sentiment.

He blew a grand in Atlantic City? That's mice nuts compared to what he dropped in Vegas!

by The 8th best man. June 11, 2006

Nut hag

A woman you might see Sunday morning driving on the freeway or at a restrant for breakfast looking like she had a one night stand and never cleaned up after it was over

Damn look at that chick she got railed last night nut hag

by Dirty girls September 24, 2013

Sheep Nut

(adj)

The Loose and relaxed state of a males testicles are in when they are expelling excess heat and tend to hang low to the ground and just get in the way.

"Dude I cant wear those speedos , I got sheep nut right now"!

by DEADMEAT July 16, 2013