Toadsauce

An alternate way to say "Totally Awesome" or "Totes Awes" (in abbreviated form)
This word was formed in Duluth, MN. Perkins. 1:38am.

Linda: That'd be totally awesome
Alicia: YOU'RE totes awes!
Linda: ...Did you just say toadsauce?

Uses: Toadsauce can be used in place of any word.

Examples:

In it's original context: "Wanna go to the mall? Yeah, that'd be toadsauce!" , "You're the toadsauciest person I know"
As an object/substance: "Oop, you gotta little toadsauce on your cheek, dude" , "Don't step in the toadsauce"
In love: "I am mad toadsaucin' for you"
In anger: "You're a toadsauce! NO, YOU'RE A TOADSAUCE, ASSBAG!"

by HeartSleeves May 29, 2009

Toaster Baptism

When you drop an unplugged toaster on a baby who is sitting in a bath tub filled with one inch of water. You then take the baby’s body and use it to make baby powder and baby oil. Then you sell the products for a profit to buy a new baby.

Adam: Do you want to perform a Toaster Baptism
Thomas: Of course

by Yeetix February 11, 2020

You're toast, [eh]!

A phrase used by Canadians to indicate that the person being addressed is in deep trouble. Usually (but not always) it is the person uttering the phrase who is offering trouble to the one being addressed.

1) Joe: "Hey, I broke your favourite autographed hockey stick; sorry..."
Wayne: "Oh, you're toast, eh!"

2) Wayne (at the bar): "Damn, is it 3am already? I promised my wife I'd be back by 11!"
Joe: "Oh, you're toast!"

by Jane Canadian May 16, 2006

hairy toast

A sexual act when a man inserts his testicles into a woman's vagina, at which time the woman tightens her vaginal muscles. The man pulls his body away, applying enough pressure for his sac to pop out like toast from a toaster.

Teabag is to mouth, as hairy toast is to vagina.

by UCLGay January 8, 2008

Toaster

Street slang referreing to a pistol, especially semi-automatic Glock .380 cal, .45 cal, and 9 mm pistols.

"Yo Simmy, I'm a pop them toasters on them suckas!"

by Inked July 31, 2006

toast-coital

a meal, usually breakfast, after sex

The toast-coital repast gave her the strength to get dressed and leave.

by bullterrier January 1, 2009

Toadaso

Different variaton of " I told you so. "

See? I toadaso. Never ever call em' porchmonkeys or you might get your ass beat. I fuckin' toadaso!

by lifeordeath42 October 9, 2008