Definitions by UCLGay

hairy toast 

A sexual act when a man inserts his testicles into a woman's vagina, at which time the woman tightens her vaginal muscles. The man pulls his body away, applying enough pressure for his sac to pop out like toast from a toaster.

Teabag is to mouth, as hairy toast is to vagina.

hairy toast by UCLGay January 8, 2008