Smeaf

Unable to smell, lack of the sense of smell.

When Bill asked Hillory to speak, her breath was so horrible that he prayed he could be smeaf until she was finished.

by Vessec January 2, 2009

Swaf

When you’re sad, but still wanna be swag.
Which originally was a typo from “Swag”, but got turned into a meaning.

Im feeling swaf today.
Its okay cause Im still swag.

by swafbitch April 12, 2021

im not a furry you guys i swear

the words of someone who says they arent a furry (the definitely are)

person1: bro just admit that your a furry you literally posted your fursona on the gc

person2: im not a furry you guys i swear

by Foamy From Fortnite September 25, 2022

sweaquity

The increased value of your home due to manual labor you have put into home-improvements.

I hope this place sells for more than the neighbor's - we sure put a ton of sweaquity into it!

by erinick January 2, 2009

Swaffle

To slap your dick across someone's face.

Tom gave Jill a swaffle during sex last night.

by Mad_Hatter1590 May 17, 2018

Swear word

A word to use when there is a calamity

When something a little bit bad happens: crap!
When something a little bit worse than that happens but still not 2 bad: bugger!
When something quite bad happens: shite!
When something mostly bad happens: shit!
When something very bad happens: fuck!
When something really bad happens: cunt!
When something the worst happens: nigger!

Person 1: your mom died. You can say swear words now.
Person 2: she died. Fucks sake.

by Me you dick June 25, 2017

swear

Here are the swears.

1. Fuck
2. Ass
3. Shit
4. Cunt
5. Bitch
6. Bastard
7. Hell
8. Dick
9. Crap
10. Damn
11. Hor

All 11 swears

1. Fuck you, fucker.

2. That was a fine ass, yo.

3. Aww, I just took a huge shit.

4. I fucked that cunt up nice.

5. The bitch was so damn fine.

6. That bastard, he'll never fuck women again.

7. Damn you to hell!

9. You sir, are a dick.

10. Damn, you fuck fine.

11. That dirty hor left me without fucking me.

All swears.

by Alhoon August 28, 2008