strange onion

Someone who goes out to blackpool to work and ends up drunk and banging on hotel room doors at 2am, also they try falling asleep on the lobby floor in the hotel thay are staying at and try copping off with the lad on reception

lock up your kids and family, there is a strange onion about !

by Gaz_200883 September 5, 2006

Eskimo Stranger

When you put your hand into a glass of ice water for five to ten minutes (until it goes completely numb and cold), then masturbate. Extra points for wearing a fur cuff on your wrist.

I gave myself an Eskimo Stranger last night, and it felt just like a wild night in the arctic.

by Mynah January 2, 2009

out of town strange

1) When a bitch from out of town comes to visit and is hella down to fuck because there will be no strings attached and she will most likely never see you again or have to deal with any drama

2) When you go on vacation somewhere and the local girls are down to fuck you because you are from out of town and thus more attractive to them

Guy 1: "Bro how was your weekend in New York CIty?"
Guy 2: "dude it was so fucking tight, I got hella out of town strange out there."
Guy 1: "Wow dude that's the best! I always get out of town strange whenever I go on vacay!"

by realOGbobbyprice February 1, 2017

Stranger Homosexus

When a man sits on his own penis until it becomes numb and then masturbates. When a man positions himself correctly, he can cut off the circulation of blood to his own penis. When he masturbates or touches the temporarily dead penis, it feels like he is touching the penis of another man. This is, in theory, the opposite of a traditional stranger.

Every since Dave became gay, he has really been in to that stranger homosexus stuff.

by Dr. Skip Forbes April 16, 2008

Strainer

An excruciating bowel movement. Feels like passing a cinder block out your ass. The straining and force required for eventual eradication is beyond compare.

No more cheese braaaaahhh. My guy pipes are blocked up. I'll be on the shitter for an hour with a strainer as it is. Last time I blew a hemorrhoid.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Numbing for Strange

The act of sitting on your hand to numb it up in preparation for masterbation

Tim: Jon why is Juan always sitting on his hands on these camping trips
Jon: He is Numbing for strange you know he has not gotten any in a while.

by Dillsnick September 23, 2010

The Stranger

'The Stranger' is a masturbation technique which the user commences by sitting on their hands until they go numb and as a result cannot feel through their hands when they masturbate.

I employed 'The Stranger' last night for the first time.

by Pessimessed September 29, 2005