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An excruciating bowel movement. Feels like passing a cinder block out your ass. The straining and force required for eventual eradication is beyond compare.
No more cheese braaaaahhh. My guy pipes are blocked up. I'll be on the shitter for an hour with a strainer as it is. Last time I blew a hemorrhoid.
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by Ben Dribblin March 21, 2017
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An elongated foreskin, that surpasses the entire length of the penis.
Nevs strainer streched the entire length of the book depositry room!

Wayne said that its easy to get girls when you have a strainer
by Annie n Lucy January 18, 2006
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