Strainer 

An excruciating bowel movement. Feels like passing a cinder block out your ass. The straining and force required for eventual eradication is beyond compare.

No more cheese braaaaahhh. My guy pipes are blocked up. I'll be on the shitter for an hour with a strainer as it is. Last time I blew a hemorrhoid.

Strainer by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

strainer 

An elongated foreskin, that surpasses the entire length of the penis.

Nevs strainer streched the entire length of the book depositry room!

Wayne said that its easy to get girls when you have a strainer

strainer by Annie n Lucy January 18, 2006

Strainer Job 

A fetish act. A person holds a clear plastic/glass strainer mere inches from their face, and another person violently sprays semi-chunky soup like diarrhea from their anus into the strainer. The strainer then strains the liquid fecal matter onto the recipient's face. The left over chunky fecal matter can be used as seen fit. (Note: for suggested uses ov the solid fecal matter, please refer to the list below.)

1.) Eat the solid fecal matter.

2.) Use the solid fecal matter for a fecal transfer.

3.) Insert the solid fecal matter back into the person's anus who originally discharged it, and go for round two.

4.) Make chocolate chocolate-chip cookies. (Use dingle berries for chocolate-chips.)

5.) Use as warpaint.

6.) Make brownies.

7.) Soft serve icecream.

8.) Fudge blocks.

"Open up my pretties, it's feeding time." squawked Debra. As she squatted down, her hairy, flabby, ass in full view through the strainer. She then proceeded to violently shit chunky shit soup in the strainer all over Jasen and Brent's smiling faces as they held hands and asked for another strainer job.

Strainer Job by BigEvil13 August 9, 2016

strainer face 

A person whose face is marked either by freckles or pimples so badly it looks as if someone has taken a shit through a strainer on their face.

Sam.... what a strainer face.

Tristan: I say have you seen mark?
Jeff: Yeah what a strainer face.
Carl: Looks like someone took a crap on his face through a strainer.

strainer face by Tristan "Trash" April 5, 2006

Strainer Fart

When you are unsure as to whether or not your fart will be completely solid, and thus you must gently clench your sphincter in attempt to strain out the gas without sharting your pants.

If it wasn't for strainer farts I would have shit my pants so many times today after eating those bean burritos.

Strainer Fart by Charbsssss November 7, 2010

strainer pail 

Someone who can not keep a secret. Even though they know it is a secret, as soon as they hear any context relating to the secret, they blurt it out.

Your grandmother is the biggest strainer pail around; don't tell her anything you don't want blurted out the first time she talks to anyone!

strainer pail by Pablo Vertais June 24, 2017

soup strainer 

A long moustache that hangs over the upper lip, tending to catch stray food particles as they travel into the mouth.

In the film Born on the Fourth of July, Tom Cruise sported a soup strainer throughout the scenes set in Mexico.

soup strainer by Go4baroque1969 October 24, 2006