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An excruciating bowel movement. Feels like passing a cinder block out your ass. The straining and force required for eventual eradication is beyond compare.
No more cheese braaaaahhh. My guy pipes are blocked up. I'll be on the shitter for an hour with a strainer as it is. Last time I blew a hemorrhoid.
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by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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An elongated foreskin, that surpasses the entire length of the penis.
Nevs strainer streched the entire length of the book depositry room!

Wayne said that its easy to get girls when you have a strainer
by Annie n Lucy January 18, 2006
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