Following the urban legend that lifting weights while maintaining a full erection leads to an increase in penis length and faster muscle growth elsewhere, 'stiff lifts' describes the activity of lifting free weights while deliberately maintaining an erection, often through use of pornography.
Jeff: "mate my muscles just aren't growing"
Chris: "Have you tried stiff lifts? I know one muscle I'm improving..."
Chris: "Have you tried stiff lifts? I know one muscle I'm improving..."
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Get the Stiff-hotdog mug."I was sitting so close to the pilot in that two-seat jet that I could have given the pilot a stiff willy!"
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Get the Stiff mug.STIFF- a rough and violent person, especially a gangster or criminal. Doing something precieve of being hard or real.
Jesse cut his throat then whatched the game like nothing happend. Damn thats STIFF.
BLOODBATH been in 5 shootouts this week. Damn thats STIFF.
He came out the penitentiary with 10 grand from extortion. Thats stiff.
Nigga i fucked yo momma and yo bitch. What you gone do how you gone act? Yea nigga im stiff!!!
BLOODBATH been in 5 shootouts this week. Damn thats STIFF.
He came out the penitentiary with 10 grand from extortion. Thats stiff.
Nigga i fucked yo momma and yo bitch. What you gone do how you gone act? Yea nigga im stiff!!!
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