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Stiff Lifts

Following the urban legend that lifting weights while maintaining a full erection leads to an increase in penis length and faster muscle growth elsewhere, 'stiff lifts' describes the activity of lifting free weights while deliberately maintaining an erection, often through use of pornography.
Jeff: "mate my muscles just aren't growing"

Chris: "Have you tried stiff lifts? I know one muscle I'm improving..."
by GrumpyBint June 10, 2013
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Stiff

A dickish person that likes pissing people off
Shut up you lil Stiff
by Filaislife November 29, 2015
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Stiff-hotdog

Yo, He has a stiff-hotdog we better warn him!
by ChloeRep December 27, 2015
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stiff willy

A wet willy with your wanker.
"I was sitting so close to the pilot in that two-seat jet that I could have given the pilot a stiff willy!"
by AndBoomGoestheDynamite March 30, 2016
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Stiff

When a employee fails to get tipped or tipped with a low amount.
Boss: How much did he tip you?
Me: 12
Boss: DAMN, yo ass a STIFF
by xdezxnutsx April 6, 2019
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STIFF

STIFF- a rough and violent person, especially a gangster or criminal. Doing something precieve of being hard or real.
Jesse cut his throat then whatched the game like nothing happend. Damn thats STIFF.

BLOODBATH been in 5 shootouts this week. Damn thats STIFF.
He came out the penitentiary with 10 grand from extortion. Thats stiff.

Nigga i fucked yo momma and yo bitch. What you gone do how you gone act? Yea nigga im stiff!!!
by AtxTjohnson December 2, 2019
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stiff kitty

When the girl is bent over and you're doing her from behind, you pull out and quickly jam it in her butt. She goes still and howls like a cat who just has it's tail stepped on... A stiff kitty!
I gave her a stiff kitty last night
by DirtyToad May 26, 2018
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