h e double hockey sticks

what conservative Christians say instead of Hell

Kid 1: What the hell!
Kid 2: mommy Kid #1 said h e double hockey sticks

by Self Deprecating Geek September 13, 2013

Yesterday's Fish Sticks

not hip anymore, but once was so. once..

man, the Beatles are said to be yesterday's fish sticks.. I cut my dick and wear it on me neck if dat's troo!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Tummy Sticks

Its the act of two males pressing their erections into eachothers belly buttons.

My uncle asked me if I would enjoy a game of "Tummy Sticks", I excited replied "Sure, sounds fun."

by Jimathy28 July 12, 2009

tummy sticks

The practice of pretending to play the drums with one's erect penis on someone elses stomach. No chicks allowed!

At any given moment the boys at CFM are a bottle of chardonnay away from a game of tummy sticks breaking out.

by Charlie Big Potato February 1, 2008

Pick up them sticks, bitch

Usually it's telling someone to pick up a video game controler and play, it could mean pick up a lighter and hit a bong toke though, or if you to just tell someone to do something that they should already be doing, or having been told to do it already and lack the capacity to do so themselves without being yelled at.

Person 1 : "Do you wanna play video games?"

person 2 : "Yea, sure"

Person 1 : "Well then PICK UP THEM STICKS, BITCH!"

by Tower July 10, 2007

Stickum

A word coined by 21st century scholar, Cholaa Banifah Jackson. This word originated from the latin root "Stick" or camera mounted upon an extendable pole and the root "um" for utter confusion and dismay. This word was believed by many ancient civilizations to be sacred ,and sometimes even evil. One account tells of a man who used this word to blaspheme another and was hit by a truck nearly 400 years later.

"Yo Dude!"
"Yeah?"
"Wanna.... wait I forgot what I was going to say."
"Ok, but just tell me what it was when you remember."
"Alright, will do. Hey did you watch the Nick's game last night?"
"nah, I missed it. Had to help my mom make porridge."
"Oh i remember now. Do you want to go on 'stickum' later?"
"On what!?"
"Stickum, sir!"
"Oh stickum! Yes! Boy, I thought you said stickam for a second..."
"Hahah? What!? Stickam? Why, I don't even know what that is, let alone be caught knowing what it is."
"Well good. I'll be seeing you then in a lil right?"
"Yeah."
"Alright, toodles <3~XOXO~<3"
"Later."

by Cornelius The Great Man King October 22, 2009

Crab Sticks

Crab Sticks are the viennas of the fish world

For those people who don't like viennas due to thier potentially dodgey nature, crab sticks are a realistic alternative. Crab sticks are like the viennas of the fish world. hmmm...processed sea food...yummy.

by Jean K August 22, 2006