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Theo and Stanley

Theo and Stanley are made for each other. With one being a good liar as a personality trait and one being very responsible they are the perfect pair. No matter what other people think of them they are destined they will live a long happy life together.
Oh i wish we could be more like Theo and Stanley
Did you see the cute picture Theo and Stanley posted together?
by bottomburppoophello April 2, 2022
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may-stache

When all individuals, men, and some eligible women, sport mustaches. Can only be considered celebratory in the month of May though.
"Nice mustache!"
"thanks but this would be considered a may-stache since it's may"
by Eve04 November 5, 2009
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Wide Stance

The laughable explanation you give an arresting undercover officer with whom you tried to initiate sexual activity by reaching with YOUR FOOT into HIS STALL and MAKING DIRECT CONTACT with HIS FOOT.
Senator Larry Craig didn't intend to initiate stall sex, he simply has a WIDE STANCE.
by Edman Graham September 8, 2007
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smegma stache

v. to dip one's finger between the foreskin and the shaft of the uncircumcised penis during sex, circling around the head until a bounty of smegma has been collected for distribution onto your partner's upper lip.
your girlfriend told me that you done gave her a smegma stache after not washing your junkhood for a fortnight and shit. that's some seriously tremendous green boner lip action, friend.
by destructifierakus November 10, 2004
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'stache

Slang for a thick, manly mustache that reaches to each corner of the lips perfectly; a 'stache is always well groomed.
- Hey Jeffrey, that 'stache is freakin' thick!
- Thanks, gurl.
by Fat Cat Gaberino June 3, 2010
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Stanley

A person who has an amazing personality.which also shows a great interest in music mostly singing.This is also the type of person to hang out with girls and date.he has a great use of negative to turn it into positive.hes also the type of person to be successful in his music.He tends to hide his personal life and upcoming music projects which he will only share with his loved one.he also has a tendency to make people laugh mostly girls.if your ever around Stanley talk to him he might remember you in a couple of years.
Girls Stanley music career successful amazing life singing loved
by UrbanXdictionary May 9, 2018
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Stanley Yelnats Sweater

Much like the bill cosby sweater, the movie Holes starring Shia LaBeouf has provided us with the Stanley Yelnats Sweater. It involves eating an entire raw onion before sex. During sex, induce vomiting onto your partner's chest. For an extra challenge, first consume a raw onion with a can of peaches. Then, during sex, vomit on your partners chest to fully complete a Sploosh Sweater.
"Did you hear what she got for Christmas?"

"No, what?"

"A Stanley Yelnats Sweater!"
by gazerbeam April 25, 2013
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