Spud

A spud is simply a retarded human being. Spud is used as a nickname for a retard. Usually a spud is aged 12, is a boy, and likes to perform. He is a player. Beware of spuds. They will keep you awake at night.....

YA SPUD!!!!

by Watermelons January 15, 2018

Spud

Slang term for an Uber car.

Derived from rhyming slang: Uber -> tuber. Tubers are potatoes and spud is a British slang term for a potato.

How are you getting to the party? Me and Preston are gonna grab a spud.

by Bozz Well January 28, 2017

Spud

A mistake... a big mistake

Ive made a big spud

by Jwi8sp94 November 21, 2021

spud

A word for potato, generally used as an insult. However, potatoes are the epitome of perfection—a flawless gift from God. Therefore, being referred to as a spud is the highest honor one can be given.

Bully: “You’re a complete spud, Ronaldo.”
Ronaldo: “Thanks, bro. I’ve never been so honored.”

by dabbing_potato November 4, 2021

Spud

A really slow person. Usually dumb in the head

Clayton is such a Spud

by C69D69 October 11, 2021

Dirty Spud

A World LEader

Dirty Spud Released Million Litres Of Semen

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021

Spud Buds

Spud Buds Is A Series Made by markelllc Its In the works its said to set premiere October 23-December 4

Hey did you hear the release of Spud Buds Is Coming Two Weeks Later?

by Maker of Spud Buds August 31, 2021