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Scouting

When it’s all stopped up in there and you gotta work it out with a finger.
Dad: After a night of scouting in the woods, it’s all clear.
Timmy: What’s scouting, Dad?
Dad: Well, son…
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Spratting

When two semi-straight males make aggressive eye contact while jerking each other off. There also must be a third party pissing on their feet for no apparent reason. The first one to cum must be called "gay" in order for the second and third party to not actually be gay.
Bruh, did you see Brandon and Eli spratting each other last night by the bon fire?
by KY Daddy April 9, 2025
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Sproing

The observance of the occurrence of which the season of Spring has settled in

examples: observance of blooming flowers, observance of a deer nursing its young, etc.
Spring has really Sproinged”
by fehcbeceoriciuercfnr May 12, 2025
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shouting the odds

A slur used to describe someone who has been shouting or arguing loudly.
“You were shouting the odds last night!”
by AwesomeGuy898 June 15, 2025
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Spriting

The act of jumping on dih while chugging a sprite preferably a can and then burping on the dih afterwards.
This bitch started spriting on my dih the carbonation almost blew my dih off”
by Skyoro0104 August 26, 2025
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scrotting

The mental state of brain decay caused by endlessly scrolling through low-quality, mind-numbing content on your phone or social media.
A blend of scrolling + rotten.

It describes that zombie-like feeling when you've been online for too long and your thoughts are mush.
📱 "Bro, I’ve been scrotting on Instagram for two hours. I can’t feel my brain anymore."
🧠 "Another night of scrotting instead of sleeping. No regrets. Kind of."
🪦 "You’re not relaxing, you’re scrotting. There’s a difference."
by qeimada September 9, 2025
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sproingle

My hair has sproingles
by Lexicarpal tunnel syndrome December 13, 2025
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