spitting the tables

(originated in sydney, australia) to abide by rules, guidelines, or societal expectations in a way that actually undermines them

person 1: my grandparents judge me for not acting christian enough
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much

by cat-hahahhahaha October 22, 2023

Shritting

The process of shittin' and shredding on a guitar at the same time, can be performed anywhere provided that both actions are practiced in unison.

"Yeah I can't talk right now, I'm shritting something mean."

or

"Most of the classic metal legends created their best pieces while shritting."

by DJ Derp November 30, 2023

Spitting knowledge

Naturally voicing words of wisdom to encourage positive action and or thought process.

Dam bro, you spitting knowledge.

by VladdiDaddi December 4, 2023

Sprating

When someone is generally spiralling or out of control, this can appear in many contexts, and derives from a wannabe Internet troll and self proclaimed investigator named Sprate Header who first appeared on a niche forum called Kiwi Farms.

“I heard he was super mad last night, seething, sprating and all.”

by 7556789098778 April 27, 2024

Spirting

The most muscular and undefeated Bedwars player of the land. Also know as "The ohio sigma" has the most rizz in the Minecraft region.

Call me spirting the was I have so much charisma

by Don Hector Salamanca May 3, 2024

Spitting rhymes

The expression of deeply rooted observations that come from within a human body and result in a monologue that is not exclusive to documented language.

Anthropological source: Any culture that is dependent on oral history will very likely utilize this discourse as primary form of communication.

Facing dystopian times I find myself spitting rhymes, Son.

by JoQuer May 11, 2024

Spitting Sally

A spitting sally is when you spit in your hand to jack off

Give yourself a spitting sally

by ashman2 March 11, 2024