slaff

When a young female masturbates, the sound they make is slosh... But when an elderly woman masturbates this is the sound they make. (See sloshing/fap for more information)

Guy 1: Ew I heard my 72 year old grandma slaffing last night.

Guy 2: Ew... At least that's not as bad as when I heard my 92 yr old pepep paffing -.-

by T-7 April 7, 2009

splack

Exclamation, usually said in a falsetto voice. Comes from the sound one hears after intercepting a pass in Madden, and other related football games. Is now used as an all purpose sound effect.

So he finally gets out of his chair, winds up, and SPLACK, hits him in the back of the freakin head with a freakin 3-hole-punch.

by Logan March 27, 2005

Spafe

A slang word used in arguments and insults

Dude im gonna spafe you in the ass in a min if you dont shut up

I'd love to spafe her in the ass

by Anonymous March 6, 2003

Splacker

The superfluous act of spreading an entertaining or shocking image, video or file across the Internet to amuse or solicit reaction from it's viewers.

"Whoa look at that hottie! I'm going to splacker that all over the boards!"

"Give me $100 or I'm going to splacker that nude picture of you and that stripper at your bachelor party"

by zbng August 10, 2006

spalf

'flaps' spelt backwards. It's usually used in conjunction with tnuc or Tnuc, ie someone is a 'spalf tnuc'. It's just like calling someone an idiot, i guess. No specific meaning, it's just when you want to confuse someone around you, or insult someone in front of others without them knowing.

Sam and me made this up in our economics class, after discussing 'sinep', then 'tnuc', and then 'spalf'.

Oh geez sam you're a spalf, aren't you?

by Meg May 5, 2004

spla

Ejackulent

Bam! I hit that bitch with a shot of my love..SPLA

by Chuck Steward August 5, 2003

Spaffy

when you get all stickey after you just wanked

My hand is all spaffy

by Bobby Ballbageo December 16, 2008