shizzam

what you say after you absolutely pwn someone

Bob: yeah, dude, i failed that test
Greg: well, i got a 100! SHIZZAM!!

by tttttttthe legend May 14, 2007

shizzle my nizzle

A phrase made by rappers who weren't creative enough to think of a solid rhyme

Dang...shizzle my nizzle dawg.

by Bakery Doodle April 6, 2003

fo' shizzle my nizzle

Originated in medival England in the 17th century, this phrase has changed in meaning completely, from the orignal shorthand denotation of "Alas! An advasary has come upon us! To the catupults!" to the modern definition of "Please grease up my penis."

Old: Bartholomew, the dastardly barbains are attacking! Foe Shizle mine nizle!

New: Bitch step up! Fo shizzle my nizzle!

by Darky April 9, 2003

SHIZZLE SHITHEADS

people who create stupid slang words or who speak stupid slang words in order to be cool...

Yo you hear that shizzle shithead talking on the celly like he's nelly to nobody just trying to get a rep. Ill put a bandaid on his left cheek and make him my nelly.

by CRUSHER March 6, 2005

Shizzle Ma Nizzle Wizzle Ma Nigger

A long gangster word I translated to: For Sure My Nigger With My Other Nigger. Used as a general show off word with no actual productive meaning. Just like saying a random mix of words ans hoping it impresses others when you say it fast.

Gangster 1: Shizzle ma nizzle wizzle ma nigger!
Gangster 2: What the hell?
Gangster 1: I dunno, just sounds cool...

by BodomRob October 9, 2007

faux shizzle

A pretend shizzle. When someone, usually a stoner, says they'll do something they have no intention of doing.

Fred: Yo Mikey, you said you'd help me move my couch!
Mikey: Nah, it was a faux shizzle.

by Mikey The Comic August 18, 2009

f'shizzle my n'izzle

it means, for sure my nigger.
not sure why snoop dog ever said it, or why america adopted it, because a few years ago that term was degrading... and wait, it still is today.

dude #1: damn her ass is fine.
dude #2: f'shizzle my n'izzle.
me: wtf.

by my_glasses_ are_dirty January 22, 2006