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Spitzerfiable

Adjective; A way of describing anything that you would be willing to pay $4100 to do. Derived from former NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer's expensive hour with a hooker.
Guy 1:"Yo look at that bittie right there. She's pretty smokin. Think she's Spitzerfiable?"
Guy 2: "Fuck no! She looks like a dude! No way I'd throw down 4 grand for her sloppy ass."
by bigtones March 13, 2008
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Spitter

When people share crap links or tiny or malicious URLs using Twitter, it is spam. Twitter + Spam = Spitter!
I would sure like to trust the URLs that my Twitter friends are tweeting about but when they are shortened, using services like bit.ly its hard to tell if I am looking at Spitter.
by notinLA June 23, 2009
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Parker and Spitzer

Euphemism for a fairly common sex act. This iteration can ONLY be performed by a notorious whoremonger, spraying all over an aged sorority house-mother.

The difficulty is becoming a notorious whoremonger.

It's an almost impossible status to achieve, given current mores and manners but still doable!

Raddled, aged sorority sisters are a dime a dozen though.

That's what state schools are for!
Maybe Spitzer and his ho, or Kathleen Parker and a Foxnews babe to be named later, but Parker and Spitzer sounds like a euphemism for an oral sex act. Sorry, no.
by Deety September 8, 2010
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shitzer

the memeber of a group or party that always get injured.
the member of a group who is redonkerous or crazy
shitzer broke his arm again.

oh my god, shitzer bit the head of a fish
by smithers December 17, 2004
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skitzed

someone who is losing control feels angry and just overall mad and is gonna flip out...
"no way joe is gonna go skitz"
"im gonna bloody go skits if u dont shut up" "im so skitzed"
by duuudewtf March 23, 2016
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Mrs.Switzer

A 7C science teacher at Andersen Middle school. Laughs like a witch and is really mad all the time.
by bhaddie2222 October 9, 2019
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Word spitter

A preacher or a person that gives messages
Im a word spitter that’s just delivering a message from god.
by Majorfrazier June 22, 2020
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