spallone

Hair looks exactly the same everyday, average height and good at everything.

Look at his Spallone hair!!!

by Kriztchon May 17, 2018

scallop bag

testicles, the testosticles, nads, gnards, marbles, jewels, balls, huevos, coinpurse, nuts, sack, satchel, berries, junk, privates, swimsuit parts, weinie-pops

Damn, can you believe that his own golfball ricocheted and hit him in the scallop bag!?!

by BOBBY!!! December 18, 2008

Stallow

A combination of the word 'stalk'and follow'.

I stallowed him through the hall way.
He stallowed me home last night from the movies.

by DominosAreFalling January 17, 2010

Shallow River Paddling

Shallow River Paddling is a term used to describe what someone looks like while having sexual intercourse. The term was coined during a canoe trip down a river with a very low water level. When a river’s water level is very low a person’s floating vessel may become stuck on rocks and other debris. When this happens he/she must violently thrust his/her hips in a manner resembling a dog violently humping its un-consenting victim to free the vessel from being stuck. This is the act of “Shallow River Paddling” or SRP for short.

“Did you see Aaron shallow river paddling those hookers?

by sdwalk4 May 4, 2010

Shallow Bust

Noun. A miniscule amount of jism caused by a rapid ejaculation, thus not giving sufficient time for the load to thicken.

Young Nicholas rushed when he should have been keeping a steady pace masturbating.

As a result, he had a shallow bust, making the whole experience an unpleasant one filled with dissapointment and underdeveloped sperm.

by Jbizzlethebyrd May 31, 2010

swallow canal

when you are eating something, (or someone) the contents being eaten travels down through your "swallow canal" first, to enter your stomach. also referred to as your "gullet" or scientifically, "esophagus."

Fred-Hey Bob, why aren't you talking?

Bob-

Fred- BOB?!?! crap, your bacon must be stuck in your swallow canal! *procedes to give Bob heimlich*

Bob (recovering)- thanks fred...it was just stuck in my gullet! i should have swashed it down with some water.

by bigredclifford824 September 27, 2010

smallogy

Smallogy is a small apology. Useful for when you're sorry, but only a little bit.

Smallogy.

by dane159 September 1, 2016