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solid product syndrome

When a tech product (such as an app) works so well already that they actively make it worse by implementing features no one needs.
Yeah, Discord is definitely suffering from solid product syndrome.
by RealmyTheMan November 1, 2023
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Solid Gold Retard

This is a term used to describe the Mercedes Benz of idiots; gifted with the rarefied ultra-premium artisinal brand of stupidity that has to be cultivated deep within the fiery heart of a mountain of ignorance.
This being has no self -awareness, and exists simply to consume , make animal noises approximating speech, and cower at the lash.
This animal thrives in "safe spaces" where hurtful language and corrective violence are absent to deter the progression of a run-of-the-mill Gump into a creature with an unwarranted sense of self-righteous moral authority, known as a "Solid Gold Retard".
Person 1; "I was driving to work this morning, but these Davos kids playing climate change activist glued themselves to the pavement, and made me late, now I'm on probation"
Person 2; "What a pack of Solid Gold retards"
by Bad Ostrich July 19, 2024
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Solid System

A system with fixed structure, clear boundaries, and resistance to change. Solid systems are the rocks of the conceptual world—stable, predictable, reliable, and utterly inflexible. Once they're set, they stay set until something shatters them. Bureaucracies are solid systems—once the rules are in place, they resist all change until crisis forces collapse. Personal habits are solid systems—they persist despite all evidence they should change. Ideologies are solid systems—they maintain their shape regardless of contradictory information. Solid systems are comforting because they're predictable, but deadly because they can't adapt. The only way to change a solid system is to break it and start over, which is why revolutions are so violent and New Year's resolutions so often fail.
Example: "His thinking was a solid system—crystallized decades ago, resistant to new information, impervious to argument. You could throw evidence at it and watch it bounce off. When the world changed around him, his thinking didn't—it just became more irrelevant, more isolated, more solid. Eventually, it shattered under the weight of reality, but by then, he was too old to rebuild."
by Abzunammu February 16, 2026
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Solid Cast Net

The act of showing your dic pick to friends in hopes of one wanting to "check it out further."
I threw a Solid Cast Net out to Natalie and Steph but both giggled and joked about it for a week.
by TinyDefs February 26, 2025
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solid cunt

A person, typically a guy, who is huge, and can fight well.
“Our Darren is a right solid cunt, so you better be scared!”
by AwesomeGuy898 July 20, 2025
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Bro-Solid

Bro-Solid
A bro who always has your back and you have theirs, keeping It one-Hundred With each other and everything on solid,
a day-one Bro who never judges you but Tells you the truth.
Slic-O : Good looking out bro,
Bryan: Yeah kinfolk you know I’m always there when you need me,
Slic-O : you Bro-Solid for real....

BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei
by MillYentei DYSlick June 25, 2020
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Metal Gear Solid 2

The best game ever. Well-recieved for its excellent plot and philosophical/cyberpunk themes such as censorship, memes, the problems with democracy, information control, and the nature of reality.

This time, the player character is Raiden, who wasn't well-recieved by American audiences, but is in fact an excellent character. Besides, he was a trained killer at age 6. Isn't that badass enough?
Metal Gear Solid 2 is the best game that humanity has to offer.
by Smithkakarot August 3, 2007
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