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Dragon snot

The residue left from an angry dragon. A mixture of cum and snot. If hacked and spat becomes dragon spit. May cause dragon breath
You need to sort your nose love, you've got dragon snot
by Peen77 August 6, 2017
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Snot Smashing

After his snot smashing session Tom used tampons to absorb the blood.
by that 1ne guy January 27, 2017
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Snot Fuck

When you blow a big snot rocket onto somone else. And all you can say is FUCK!

or the embarassing sneeze in public where snot blows on you and everywhere around you.
" guys can you excuse me i just blew a huge snot fuck"
"oh shit theres a snot fuck coming on"
by Belle Ariel Jasmine James February 14, 2012
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Snot Storm

When you are talking to someone and you sneeze, getting snot all over your elbow and face. Then you keep your elbow above your nose and awkwardly walk away like a fucking idiot from the person you were talking too until you get tissues. But when there are no tissues you run away to the bathroom or try to play it off. (Typically happens in School).
My brain: Fuck I gotta sneeze
Person: *Talking*
My brain: Sneezing in 3..2...1
Me: Sneezing and gets shit all over my face
Me: *Awkwardly walks away looking like a fucking idiot with his/her elbow above thier face.
Snot Storm
by asdsadaadsd October 15, 2019
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Ship Snot

Ship snot: When a man is having sex with a woman on a boat, pulls out early and ejaculates on one of her ass cheeks. The woman then uses her hand to wipe the cum off and smear it on the side of the boat.
by Yaquanda October 29, 2010
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Snot protest

A protest where thousands of guys get together at a place they are protesting and all of them blow and spit snot everywhere and after the protest the owner has to clean up all the snot.
Lets have a snot protest.
by Judge dredd7 December 11, 2011
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Vaginal snot

Vaginal discharge with the consistency and color of snot
Nurse: “it almost looks like snot”
Doctor: “yes vaginal snot”
Blonde Newbie: tells supervisor that vaginal snot is the diagnosis
Everyone: “STOP!! Vaginal snot doesn’t exist!!”
by Turtle-C October 18, 2019
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