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Strawberry Coconut Smoothie

When a male masturbates to much to the point where either a blood vessel pops or some vein in the testicles over inflamed and so then when the male ejaculates his cum is mixed with blood. When this happens there is but no to little pain in the scrotum.
I've been jerking off for two years straight and almost everynight and one night I had a Strwberry Coconut Smoothie... Or I jerked off six times in one day and I cumed a Strawberry Coconut Smoothie.
by Jackinbaby June 15, 2011
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Chicken Smoothie

Chicken smoothie is a Forum that primarily revolves around adopting virtual animals and posting on forums. It is a cancerous stamping ground for weeaboos, furries, insane fangirls, obnoxious teenagers and all kinds of liberals.
I can't believe she actually still plays Chicken Smoothie.
by Kzkra May 28, 2018
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Smoothie

I am tired of this current flavor of Smoothie, i think its time i get a new one
by lucas b1322 September 20, 2011
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smoothing

The act of increasing the smoothness factor of a currently smoothless surface by a coefficient of 1 or greater

It is considered improper to pronounce the word without making a waving hand motion underneath your chin.

Should the term arise in daily conversation, without a hand motion being made, the term will be repeated with the inclusion of the hand gesture.
I was smoothing my intake manifold when I..

smoothing *hand motion

... ran across a dirty runner
by Danger Craiu March 3, 2009
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Smoothie

When you get roofied and wake up with no underwear and shaved completely smooth....
I dropped some Rohypnol (roofie) in her drink and gave her a smoothie...

Went from Shag carpet to laminate flooring *grins*
by Runcle Paul November 20, 2013
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Sour Apple Smoothie

You eat it like its pussy but its a dick
by Christian Owens123 April 5, 2019
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Smoothie

A blow job.

Originally nicknamed by my boyfriend and me for.... no apparent reason, really.
I believe it's time for your smoothie....

Ooer....
by Bela Rasmussen September 28, 2004
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