Projectile shartarrhea

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When I see Katie, I'm going to projectile shartarrhea on her chest.

by FDR's roommate April 16, 2009

smarterchild

A very stupid chat program for people who have an extremly low IQ or are just bored.

Omfgpunk:You Suck
SmarterChild:I'm going to have to demand an apology, DJ.
Me:Excuse Me?
SmarterChild:Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
omfgpunk: whats up?
smarterchild: Still waiting.
omfgpunk: waiting, for what?
smarterchild: Because I asked.
Me: Asked What?
smarterchild: I asked you to apologize.
omfgpunk: spell it
smarterchild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
omfgpunk: no
smarterchild: Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
omfgpunk: im not sorry
SmarterChild:Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
omfgpunk: 43rkgwj5r blhtylkjhpoj
smarterchild: Please apologize, K?
omfgpunk: I am sorry that your so frekkin' stupid and i feel sorry for the people who made you, how's that for an apolgee?
smarterchild: You think you're pretty clever, huh?
omfgpunk: im (not) sorry
smarterchild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
(I X out of The Aim Box)
Omfgpunk: Hi
SmarterChild: Hello DJ

by D.J. March 10, 2005

Stupid-Smart

A person who is so smart that it's stupid. This phrase defines a level of intelligence that shouldn't be possible or a level of intelligence and wisdom that is very rare. This phrase does not just define a person who thinks outside of the box, but it defines someone who goes a level beyond that which breaks the conventional thought pattern of human wisdom.

A lot of people misuse this word and think that it means a person who is stupid that tries to act smart, but that's not what this phrase means. The reason 'stupid' goes before 'smart' is because it enhances the word smart. There are levels of smart like: very smart, insanely smart, and finally stupid smart. Since stupid is the polar opposite of smart it means that the phrase "stupid smart" is the highest level of smart that exists as a phrase.

Damon has an IQ of 300, that guy stupid-smart.

Cassandra is stupid-smart, she just discovered how to solve every manmade problem since creation of time.

by IzayaOrihara May 14, 2020

too smart for your own good

1. Overconfident or cocky.

2. Believing that you know everything to the point to where it can harm you or work against you.

3. Assuming or Showing knowledge/intelligence to the point where it can harm you or work against you.

4. Believing that you know something you really don't, which could get you in trouble.

This can also mean too good for your own good or too big for your britches.

Don't be too smart for your own good. It has it's own way of catching up with you.

Most of the young and inexperienced is too smart for they own good.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 21, 2007

smartass

A mule/donkey of unusual intelligence

that's one smartass you got there
my smartass died
im gonna beat your smart ass

by anotherguy November 11, 2003

book smart

A common characterization used by people who are uneducated to describe and feel superior to people who are, themselves, actually educated.

"Well, sure he's all book smart, but can he change an oil filter?"

by Lynns Daughter February 11, 2010

dick smart

One who knows his/her way around a penis. A subtle way to call a girl a slut.

That girl looks like she would be dick smart.

by Matumbo October 3, 2007