Sleep Math

--The method of calculating on your fingers the possible number of hours you can sleep after being up later than you wanted.--

Sleep Math is usually only done when you know you have to get up early, wished you could just sleep in, and are stressing because you're afraid you might not get enough sleep.

With a normal, not exhausted brain, you could probably do this math in your head. However, since you are tired you have to go back to how you did math as a child, counting on fingers.

(Couple intended to go to bed 'early' this particular night, and instead, stayed up way late talking & watching old episodes of The Sopranos.)

After finally brushing teeth and getting ready for bed, girl notices guy using his fingers to count something, like this 30+ man is all of sudden a 5 year old--

Girl to Guy--"You must be doing Sleep Math"

by M circled and M3 May 21, 2011

sleep throating

When someone is to insert elongated penises in their mouth (deep throating) while they slumber.

"Dude, I keep waking up with a stiff neck and semen in my mouth. I think I was sleep throating again."

by Daddy 9-inch November 20, 2014

go to sleep

If you're really bored and reading this or making definitions here late at night, something better you can do with your time.

Man, it's 3 AM, maybe I should go to sleep instead of being online.

by it's 4 pm here August 4, 2003

you sleep

not knowing about something popularly known

Yo you heard about that slut chichi sucking niggas up?
Nah
Damn you sleep dawg

by FlyKid March 18, 2009

sleep

The closest way to experience death without actually dying. Seemingly nothing exists while you are asleep, except when you dream.

I dont even remember when I fell asleep. I just all of the sudden woke up and its morning.

by jacob April 11, 2006

don't sleep

don't doubt me. don't think i'm not 'bout it.

i may be small but don't sleep you'll be suprised at what i can do

by Tazmanian devil May 27, 2006

Slee

Slang for cool used in Limerick, Ireland

Nicola:"Oh my god have you seen Alana's new make up?"
Heather:"Yeah I did gal it's fair slee"

by Henry Lawton September 4, 2016