The ducks are sleeping

1 You would say this when you are in a boring conversation

2 when someone mentions someone who's boring

Person 1:.....so then when we got to the park......

Person 2: OMG the ducks are sleeping

Person 1: ...so then I called betty...
Person 2: Betty is sooo boring like the ducks are sleeping

by 🦆🤦🙃 July 7, 2019

you’re a sleeping onion

duke depp thought the lyrics “you’re asleep in london” we’re you’re a sleeping onion ☹️👎 how humiliating

“you’re a sleeping onion. wait. does it actually say you’re a sleeping onion???”

by dukesthirdtrashcan May 14, 2021

Shexting

The act of texting while taking a shit. Sometimes, the textee is unaware that the texter is shitting.

Emma and Sara have important conversations while shexting on a regular basis.

Sara (text): hey where are you?
Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?
Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?
Emma: YEAH BITCH.
Sara: Mkay

by eeemma_aras January 21, 2009

Sexting

Sexting is the act of sending sexually explicit text messages back and forth with a partner. Essentially, it's like trying to watch pornography on a dial up internet connection. 5 seconds of gratification for every 5 minutes you wait.

Little Johnny couldn't decide between watching porn or sexting with a girl. He decided to sext with a hot girl from school. 3 hours later he came.

by Ktotheile June 11, 2010

sexting

like phone sex except throught texting.

Jonathan likes to do sexting girls because he is too shy to call them.

by bubblewandview May 17, 2006

sexting

the art of having sex over text. kinda like cybering but only its over text. commonly used by people who dont want other people to overhear them, but it isnt as satisfying.

jon: dude i was sexting my gf last night.

Jake: thats chill but did u remember toerase the messages? it would suck if someone read that shit

by lovebabefor April 8, 2009

sleeping vampire

after someone dies, go to there funeral, and get into their coffin some time before they are buried. wait until you are in the ground, and then take that dead body and go to town!
(try a hardcore hot karl for extra fun)

i gave your mom a sleeping vampire, but then i got trapped underground, and had to eat her dead body to survive. what a debacle!

by ballcuzzi April 20, 2005