Vermont Sampler

When a guy is banging a girl, sticks in every hole, but the mouth must be last--all done in the middle of the woods.

When I went camping last month I gave her the old vermont sampler.

by sam bogan October 20, 2008

Sampladelic

Music created with a sampler that opens the listener to psychedelic experience. i.e. rather than synthetic sound the music is formed of sound that is more natural, textural and evocative, that gives us gateway into deeper more vast consciousness.

Wonderfeel music is blowing my mind - it's totally sampladelic!!

by Wonderfeel May 19, 2017

Sampara

a badge-clad fool who latches onto anything remotely successful . Tends to congregate around like-minded individuals , usually Norwegians.

that old hag who follows Tim Henman every year on Centre Court with the jester's hat and Union Jack bloomers is a right Sampara .

by Keith November 10, 2003

the sampler

n. an orgy with a member of every race
n. sexual intercourse with a member of every race on separate occasions.

Last night I had the sampler but the Asian girl bitched too much.

If only I could find a Native American girl I could complete the sampler!

by Johnny Two Toes November 17, 2007

sample

1. Sex, especially without caressing, coercion, cuddling or foreplay.

2. A piece of pussy.

3. A piece of dick.

4. A quickie.

This can also be expressed as "a sample."

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 17, 2006

Sampling

Sampling is an action pop artists and rappers do when they can't come up with an original beat, so they would take an older song and cut it up in certain ways to make it a beat.

The most well-known acts of sampling are "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot being used for "Anaconda" by Nicki Minaj, "Dream On" by Aerosmith being used for "Sing For The Moment" by Eminem, "ABC" by the Jackson Five being used for "OPP" by Naughty By Nature and "I'm Coming Out" by Diana Ross used for "Mo Money Mo Problems" by The Notorious B.I.G.

by Fuck Webster! August 2, 2018

slampig

a girl aching and begging for a buttslamming.....and you can hear her oinking

The slut in the corner wearing her birthday suit and licking her lips is a slampig.

by Frank Grissom March 11, 2005