Web Shopping

Someone who’s constantly on websites looking at stuff to buy but never buys anything.

Person 1: Hey what you doing.
Person 2: Just looking at some shoes on ebay.
Person 1: Why? You know you don't have any money to buy anything.
Person 2: I know! I'm just web shopping.

by Deezo88 September 19, 2009

brocery shopping

To go specifically in search of other bros with the intention of making them your new bros.

"Hey brosef, I just went brocery shopping. Meet Anthony and Travis."

by anditwasamazing August 4, 2015

Highland Shopping Centre

The Highland Shopping Centre is where esh dogs go to rack shit, keldog works there and when the esh dogs come in with there Kathmandu and Entays, he goes to check if they are dacking shit and if they are he says to them "shoes thanks" if they dont give em up he will say "are you refusing" then start a fight with them, once the esh dogs fight him off the seccys are called and police and the eshdogs get in a massive fight with the police, the police put them in the back of the car and they start having christmas tree cones in the back of the car, usually the cops would ask them for a cone then let them go. thats why they keep going back to rack from the fucking Highland.

Fuck cunt lets go to the fucking Highland Shopping Centre to rack some munchies bah
Yeah I just hope that fucking keldog cunt isn't there

by Burt Dog October 20, 2021

nigger shopping

While in a store or gas station, a member of the family (usually a the mother or father) will stand in line or sometimes even at the counter. Meanwhile, the rest of the family (usually the children) will run around the store and find petty things they want their parents to purchase (i.e. candy, hannah montana pencils, slim jims etc.). In most cases, the parent doesn't know how to tell his/her kids NO and the kids end up trading out what they want 50 times which holds up the entire line and completely confuses the cashier.

John and Tom walk into the gas station to get a soda. When they get in line, there is a woman at the register with a pile of goodies. The woman's kids are running around the store finding more goodies and putting them on the counter.

Woman to her kids> "Now you can get this or this, you can't have both. Go put one back or trade this one for that"

John to Tom> "Dude what the fuck is the hold up?"

Tom to John> "Some woman is nigger shopping with her kids."

by someguywhogotpissedoffoneday August 16, 2008

Monitor Shopping

Monitor shopping is another form of window shopping. However, instead of stores its all through the internet. You’re online only browsing, not looking for anything in particular because you can’t afford it but you enjoy looking anyway. Maybe you’ll save something in your favorites for when you do have money.

Bill walks into the office from the left
Bill sees Bob on the computer. Shopping
Bill "Hey, are you shopping Bob? I thought you didn't have any money?"
Bob "I don't. I'm just monitor shopping"

by LadyPoison January 11, 2010

window shopping

When a person stares at the ass or genitals of another person without actually touching them.

Guy: *staring at a woman's ass*
Woman: Hey! I see you window shopping there!

by redandsymmetry February 22, 2017

Hood Shopping

Removing oneself from one's comfortable, suburban, white lifestyle for the day, by going shopping in one's local hood with a group of friends to take advantage of the ridiculously inexpensive clothing stores. The experience can be augmented by trying on flat brimmed hats, blasting hip hop on the way down, and dining at such hood quality institutions as McDonalds or Pop-eyes.

"Nice new purse Tracey! What store in the mall did you buy it from??"
"Bitch please! They don't have this shit at the mall, you have to go hood shopping to find this kind of fly-ass style! I got this and a matching hooker heels for $10! Gosh I love the hood!"

by aaaPp October 14, 2008