dummy scoops

an action in which a witness of another being saying an unintelligent statement calls out "dummies no nothing" and swipes the unintelligent person on the neck with an open hand, causing pain. further, the person who says the idiotic thing may call "self serve", when they are aware of the fact that they have indeed said something stupid, all before the witness can say "dummies no nothing". this is due to the fact that the "no nothing", in "dummies no nothing" implies the uneducated person cannot counter the the dummies that are coming their way. any other witnesses of an unintelligent person saying something unintelligent may also call "witness" after someone has called "dummies no nothing" and they too, can swipe the idiot's neck, also getting their dummies on that select person. to make things even more complicated, before "no nothing" is called and only "dummies" has been called, the stupid being, may indeed call "reverse" and at this point, the swiping of the neck on the dumb person has now turned against the accuser, and they will then be dummied.

Idiot: I want to go to China one day so I can finally try some authentic tacos.
Person Being Spoken To: DUMMIES NO NOTHING! Bring that neck here boi, let me get my dummy scoops.
Witnesses: WITNESS!
*Person Being Spoken To and Witnesses all swipe the Idiot's neck*

by JewChainz18 June 3, 2016

The Scoop Troop

The Scoop Troop consists of Steve, Dustin, Robin and Erica from Netflix's Stranger Things 3.

"Are you team Griswold Family? I think Eleven, Max, Lucas, Mike and Will are the best."
"No way, The Scoop Troop is so much better."

by cheeze wiz July 17, 2019

Pooper Scooper

A man in Raunchy lingerie bent over shoving shit in his mouth.

“YO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRUV”
“Ahhh nothing mate just being a pooper scooper!”

by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020

Duncan Scoop

Duncan Scoop is the act of two lovers six nineing while peeing in each other’s mouth.

Hey babe you wanna Duncan Scoop

by Clitarismcgee January 7, 2021

ginger scoop

When your ginger mate reaches across and grabs something painfully slowly and it grosses you out.

Hey buddy, did you see Scott doing the ginger scoop on that breast in the strip club. I was enjoying the view and he ginger scooped it up.

by CrubClub March 20, 2022

poop-DA-scoop

when a dog scoop its own poop and he shout i am a good boi poop-da-scoop

dog sayn i am good boi poop-da-scoop

by man wit da plan and a werd ta November 27, 2019

Burt Baskin Scoop

Taking an ice cream scooper and ramming up ones ass. This resembles something like a Baskin Robbins scooper that is shoved up someone's ass. The recipient of this act was subject to pain or pleasure depending on if they are a masochist or not.

Person 1: Hye, why do you have a ice cream scooper
Person 2: Oh, yeah it's time to do the Burt Baskin Scoop tonight.
Person 1: Oh Hell No, this ain't a Baskin Robbins.

by AN0SEater March 19, 2020