schlitzkrieged

To get completely wasted on the cheap beer

I stuck to drinking shots but Jake got totally schlitzkrieged on some Old Milwaukee last night.

by sistergoldenhair January 7, 2013

schlitzing

Schlitzing is when you goose someone, and say the word "schlitz" at the exact same time.

I had a dream that a hot guy kept schlitzing me

by schlitzy December 6, 2013

shlitter

Litter for humans

I hate when I fill up my shlitter box and it is only Monday

by Herb-scout April 14, 2014

Schlitzstop

The one guy on every slow pitch softball team who thinks he can handle his position and a beer at the same time.

Yo, Tommy accidentally threw a beer to the first baseman instead of the ball. Guess he's not quite the schlitzstop he thought he was.

by mattymath May 6, 2014

Shitzophrenic

Where you have to shit so bad, you don't know what to do so you have mixed emotions and they all come out at once

As I looked at Jon I noticed his face was so red and flushed, looking severely confused almost as if he had an allergic reaction. I asked if he was ok. He replied , "Dude I am so shitzophrenic right now!!!!! Where's the bathroom!?!?!?!?"

by Scrubslayer69 April 8, 2016

shitzam

exclamation

When you don't want to say the s-word, so you add "zam."

SHITZAM! My phone battery's at 3%!

by allieh acob August 21, 2016

Shlit

A combination of "shloshed" and "lit". Meaning that you are drunk to the point of very limited function but you feel incredibly rapturous. Can also be used to describe an Event involving lots of alcohol and shocking and/or awesome happenings.

"Dude that party was shlit"

"Bruh I got so shlit last night"

by Scott Krause March 31, 2017