curb service

Blowjob received while seated in a car or truck seat from an individual outside the car. Best known from rest areas or truck stops by "Lot Lizard" prostitutes and over the road truck drivers.

"That redhead over yonder? She gives great curb service!"

by davedorm October 3, 2013

Lip Service

Lip Service was a British television serial drama portraying the lives of a group of lesbians living in Glasgow, Scotland. Recommended for all lesbian drama lovers and L Word Fans.

Butch Lesbian: Did you watch the super bowl?
Another Lesbian: Nah, I was watching Lip Service for the 3rd time

by Jardom February 28, 2015

studsomer service

The act of flirting with your customers to get a bigger tip.

Isaiah earned an extra large tip by giving his client a little added studsomer service.

by tarrantboy November 30, 2009

collective service

When an annoying friend hits you in the shoulder several times as a form of endearment. You then return the affection with one massive bone shattering strike to the shoulder arm area in the form of collective service.

"I saved up all that affection you showed me with those little punches to the shoulder and reciprocated it all at once with collective service."

by JMoKC January 14, 2015

lawn service

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...

"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."

by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015

midnight service

During the late 1950s, the act of stealing hubcaps off cars at night.

My car received some unwanted midnight service.

by Ampris May 6, 2017

[Secret Service]

A popular term, thought to be initially coined in 2008 at a donut shop in the Maltese village of San Gwann, indicating an incognito or underhanded act. Its ever-evolving versality has contributed to its rapid adoption across the Maltese islands. Both a verb and an adjective.

John met a girl on Tinder. He went on a date with her, without telling his friends. John went on a secret service date.

Sarah was drinking at a bar and wanted to leave to buy brocolli, but was too shy to tell her friends. She snuck away and bought her broccoli. That made her brocolli, secret service brocolli.

by bro colli March 10, 2019