Shoulder Shout

The act of placing a mans ball sack on the shoulder of another person, while that person yells at his erect penis. Once this act commences, they may not stop until the man ejaculates.

Once this move is completed YOU MUST tell everyone you know even strangers on the street.

When you hook up with a random at a bar, you take him/her home and perform this amazing sex move. You first get an erection and place your balls on her shoulder while she yells at it. This is a shoulder shout.

by Officer Sexual #69 January 18, 2010

Shoulder whore

A shoulder whore is someone who, when compared to like every other high school girl, dresses modestly, but has uncovered shoulders. In spite of this, this girl is considered a whore (or shoulder-whore), while girls in belly shirts are considered moral members of society.

The teacher told the shoulder whore she was in violation of the dress code, even though Tartsie's entire belly was visible.

by Trenchleaper October 24, 2012

shoulder-dicking

The act of placing your exposed penis on someone's shoulder without their consent or prior knowledge.

Did you see the new receptionist? I would totally shoulder-dick her.
I heard Alan got fired for shoulder-dicking the new receptionist.

by randominternethandle November 9, 2017

wet shoulders

slang term meaning to be intoxicated or doing drugs

"dude, look at james, he has wet shoulders, he must be on pot

by HUMANmachine1957 August 30, 2006

Broad shoulders

Bitches named Bella

Max: Wow! Bella has really broad shoulders!

by hamiltonsoundtracklover June 21, 2019

rookie shoulders

The shoulders of a newborn baby that hasn't seen any action yet.

I saw this baby, he had rookie shoulders.

by superpolice049 April 8, 2021

talkin to his shoulder

When a cop talks into his shoulder radio. Usually to call in a crime.

After blowing through a stop sign going 80.
Dude A: "Shit, was that pig just talkin to his shoulder?"
Dude B: "Yeah. We better clear the fuck out."

by Psychwrite October 17, 2008