scootie

A slang term referring to a girls vagina.

I am gonna go out to the bar and get some scootie.

Damn girl, that smells...wash your scootie.

by Vaggy McVagerson April 6, 2008

Scooties

(noun) Generally used when referring to tonsil stones. This umbrella term can also be used to cover the various types of hardened deposits that accumulate on or inside the human body.

(1) Due to his abnormally large tonsils, Kyle has to remove scooties on a daily basis.

(2) Kyle “So how did your mole removal go today?”

Chelsea “Better than expected! Turns out it was not a mole at all, just a big scootie!”

by BeardedRedGiant October 1, 2018

Scooter

My dog. My dog is fricking awesome. He is also a mini schnauzer.

Scooter: RUFFF RUFF BARK BARK WOOOOOF!

by GrumpyCatFartingRainbows July 6, 2019

Scooter

A term that describes a really ugly and/or fat chick that you are having sex with or are secretly dating. Because scooters are a lot of fun to ride, until your friends see you riding it.

It looks like _______ (Your name here) is out riding his scooter again.

by Scooter King July 5, 2007

Scooter

A handicap dude but not a handycap gal, especially one who cruises in a wheeliechair or a powerchair.

"Hey scooter? Wut up?"
"Oh hey Duke! Can you jump my wheelchair with your truck. The batteries are dead and the fuzz is after me!"
"Sorry, no can do--no jump cables!"

by teadrinkinman April 10, 2009

Scootie Roo

The point where one becomes so stankin'-nasty-ass fucked up, he/she actually takes on another persona. This said persona is total & utter suck to the gozillionth power.

"Diz-nam, Carl is so frucked up, he's losing his mind. WTH is really going on?"
"That's not Carl, that's Scootie Roo."
"Right, right.."

by Tadow December 19, 2005

Scooter Hooker

A hooker that travels around a college environment late at night via scooter.

That scooter hooker got here so fast on her scooter.

How much for the scooter hooker?

Shut up scooter hooker.

by White Chocolate $ December 15, 2011