scorched

to be intoxicated to the point where you can't be anymore messed up without passing out. Synonyms: Drunk, fucked up, trashed, blazed, melted, stoned, malted, smashed, half dead.

me: Yo did you like drinking that steel reserve after that phattie?
josh: word man, im scorched

by youchoose January 1, 2004

Scotch love

"Tasteful" way of saying "dry humping"

"...what she thought of as scotch love and what he would call in his unfailing ability to pinpoint the vulgar, the dry humps" excerpt from Carrie by Stephen King

by Flyaway2515 January 5, 2017

sponch

(verb) to engage in nerd-like behavior by spouting knowledge about totally irrelevant or uniteresting topics; to cement your lack of skills at social interaction by demonstrating your proviciciency in an obscure area of study.

(noun) one who engages in sponching behavior

Friend of Sponch: ew, you have snot on your sleeve!

Sponch: Did you know that snot is just a colloquial term for the nasal mucus that's created by the nasal mucosa, and serves to protect the respiratory tract?

Friend of Sponch: Could you please stop sponching in public?

by Ben Bookworm December 11, 2006

scoochie

When a woman's unwashed coochie has so many lil' critters, she could scoot across a bench without moving her legs.

That ho is so damn scoochie!

by D.Gill July 22, 2007

smonch

verb.

1. to smooch on top
2. to attack in a glomping matter, but with kissing along with hugging
3. to step on; lay a smackdown with your foot/leg

I can't wait to attack and smonch him when he gets back from work.

by Squishy's True Master August 3, 2006

scooch

A person that finds amusement in annoying and provoking a person or a JMI.

You can be so annoying, I wish you would just stop being a scooch!

by scooch April 13, 2005

scunch

the dirtiest pussy you could ever find.

John: "yo that girl is a scunch, don't do it!"
Kyle: "you're right bro."

by dropbeats_notbabies December 6, 2011