Schmeckel 

The word used in a joke told by Gene Simmons on the Today Show, causing Shannon Tweed to tell him to "Fuck off."

My schmeckel is now broken after being inserted into 3,000+ women.

Schmeckel by Hareeb Olsakk June 15, 2011

schmeck 

distasteful sundry items. operant term is "taste"

Get that schmeck off my table! His source code was full-o-schmeck.

schmeck by Bartholomew Shmeckmeister October 21, 2007

schmegma 

The dribble running down Monica's lips after blowing Bill.

This schmegma matches my dress.

schmegma by rereneau November 8, 2003

schmeal 

slang, colloquial to certain circles in Allentown, PA

1. (v.) to network effectively - into the club, into her panties, or into some cheeba
2. (n.) any type of underhanded activity
3. (n.) a crafty plan
4. (n.) narcotics

1. "Yo that cat's been schmealin with that ho all night" or "I schmealed my way into the VIP room." or "I schmealed some free trees from my brother"

2. "Yo what dem cats schmealin about over there?"

3. "The schmeal had been put into effect."

4. "Care for some k-schmeals?"

schmeal by glendonius April 21, 2006

schmeag 

Performing an act that lacks complete common sense, dancing sporadically oblivious to surroundings.

That dude on the dance floor is a schmeag.

That schmeag down the street lit their house on fire.

Is there a schmeag at the party?
I got a black eye from that shmeag on the dance floor.

schmeag by the dude269 February 27, 2010

schmeaty beefaroni 

A very girthy penis

He had a very schmeaty beefaroni in those pants.
That was the schmeatiest beefaroni I have ever seen.

schmeaty beefaroni by lina49 April 23, 2010

Schlegel 

A sandbagging firefighter. A firefighter who thinks all emergencies are bullshit. When the bell sounds for a structure fire this guy will say, "it's bullshit" and find something to besides donning bunker gear and getting on the truck. Drive slow to emergencies in the hopes an ambulance arrives and does all the work prior to his arrival.

Ambulance crew: where were you sandbaggers we've been on scene for 10 minutes now.

Fire crew: yeah we schlegeled it.

Schlegel by Dragon slayer 23 December 24, 2013