scarlet pimpernel

someone who you can never get hold of when you need them.

*Knock at door*
Rob: fuckin hell look taylor's here not seen him for months
Steve: haha fucking hell yeah scarlet pimpernel

by Josh k3lly March 20, 2008

scaley

Someone with a fetish for fish or other water-dwelling animals

Ewww, Victor, you're such a scaley!

by aldrich_lucas April 21, 2011

scabenger

Predominantly female, this is someone who is constantly keeping an eye out for the next thing to pick at on their body, i.e, a scab, infected hair, or perfectly normal skin pore. This person shares symptoms related to both (ADD) Attention Deficit Disorder and (OCD) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Rebecca is such a scabenger. Everytime I see her she is squeezing a boil on her leg.

by KuriousOranj November 16, 2006

SCARLETTE

If you have a scarlette in you're life you're a very lucky person! Scarlettes are the funniest, most caring, creative, and all around greatest people to be around. They can ALWAYS make you laugh even on the worst days. Basically the just of Scarlette is that if you have a Scarlette as a friend you're so so lucky and dont ever let go of her.❤

That person was so "Scarlette"
Definition "funny" I guess lol

by A person a scarlette loves April 18, 2019

Scarlett

The most beautiful girl to walk in a room. Often always blamed for a fight but all the boys love her. She looks the sexiest in a red dress and most of the time she doesn’t know how bomb she looks. She loves to sing and perform. Her life is always more confusing than anyone else’s and is mostly misunderstood.

Person: “ Scarlett is such a bitch she thinks she has such a hard life”
Person 2: “ Yeah like what 😂”

by Aquacrystal July 27, 2019

Scarlet King

1b. Satan, The Great Devourer, the Beast of the Bottomless Pit.

Referenced in the popular SCPs 231, 2317 and 3838, and 20-1000 minor tales.

Weakened by multiple things relating to the number seven.

Servants are Dr. Wilson of Site-23 (cuz hes a dumbass lol geddit), Moloch, Lord Goran, many satanist cults most famous being the Children of the Scarlet King, Jeser the Prince of Many Faces, the Hanged King of Alagadda, SCP-3838-8 and SCP 682, and the biggest followers of him of all, subscribers to r/okbuddyretard and goths, especially goth girls.

1b. Dr. Wilson from Site-23's waifu.

1a. The Scarlet King is quite evil.

1b. Dr. Wilson you bitch you got my coffee wrong again. Your waifu the Scarlet King should dump you soon.

by DrWilsonIsGae September 8, 2019

bonary scale

A scale used to measure attractiveness of females. If a man would experience an erection in her presence, that female is a one. If not, then she is a zero.

Reference to bonary scale:
Even though she's got that weird jaw thing going on, she's still a one in my book.

by djklunk March 23, 2009