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by Nerd_With_A_Turban April 21, 2016
Dude why are you walking around funny?
I went to the beach yesterday with alex and they gave me a sandy smirnoff, my dick really hurts.
I went to the beach yesterday with alex and they gave me a sandy smirnoff, my dick really hurts.
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The act of giving a wheelchair user a foot job, while you're wearing crocs, as they give you a rusty trombone. Upon climax, you write a detailed account of what just happened, roll the paper up, stuff it into a glass bottle, then throw it out to sea
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