Miguel Salamanca

A Mexican typically known for knocking out straight white males, a Miguel Salamanca is also a Ro-Cartel cocaine addict.

I feel like snorting a line of coke today and assaulting a homeless white male, especially one called Jacob, I feel so Miguel Salamanca.

by abc31 July 14, 2023

Norwegian salamander

A Norwegian salamander also called “furby cumber” is when one man proceeds to take multiple different species of salamanders up the anus with one suck.

Hey have you seen Jeffrey

Oh man he’s a real Norwegian salamander

by Weinerbeatermeaterfleater October 21, 2023

Lazy Salamander

Record label started by artist and producer, Delaney Miller.

Lazy Salamander is the shit

by Tina the llama October 25, 2023

Tuco Salamanca

GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuco Salamanca more like Tuco Salamancan do it

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 30, 2024

giant salamanders eat paint

giant salamanders eat paint is a fact

giant salamander: (eats paint)
some random dude watching: wow this is a fact that giant salamanders eat paint right here

by pseud0nym12470 October 3, 2024

Crashout Salman

Some loser thats always crying. either over video games like, Fortnite, Minecraft, Valorant, etc… or in real life. So annoying all the time, he needs to shut up all the time.

Salman: Wahhhh Wahhhh Stopppp itttt, MAKE IT STOPPPPPP
Jacob: Oh, here goes Crashout Salman again, awh shucks

by naveisthebest December 12, 2024

lalo salamanca

The most handsome and badass man to have ever stepped on earth. Also the only smart Salamanca family member.

Random girl: "Lalo please, take me to the desert with you"
Lalo Salamanca: "No Beautiful Lady, I have to kill Gus Fring and revenge my family"

by ragazzo fighissimo December 12, 2024