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Soggy Salmon

The smacking of a wet, flaccid penis across one’s face.
I’ll give that bitch one hell of a soggy salmon.
by BlueJayWay1998 September 12, 2018
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Sex salmon

A term applied to a partner that gets a girl so wet that he must swim upstream between her thighs before pleasing her.
Hey, you know that kid named Brad? I heard from Britney that he is a total sex salmon.
by Drtrantheman123 May 13, 2016
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toilet salmon

Slang.

Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Example 1:
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?

Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"

The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."

Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
by Fractious1 November 26, 2017
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Man salmon

"Scott loves the Man Salmon, Mel not so much"
by G Girl xoxo November 14, 2015
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salmon roeee

salmon roeee is an aesthetic which derives from the 90's,00's and the 2010's.people with this aesthetic mostly wear baggy and skinny jeans,skater skirts and many more trends from the 90's,00's and 2010's.
these jeans i got from depop are soooo cuteeeee it fits the salmon roeee aesthetic
by _saumonnnnn_ January 24, 2022
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stinky salmon

when one takes their hand and slaps it wildly between the armpit of a chosen victim; similar to the dirty salmon
*Girlfriend hasn't showered*
*man walks up and flaps his hand uncontrollably in her armpit* *sniffs*
*WOO THATS A STINKY SALMON
by anonymous December 1, 2020
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sierra salmon

Guy 1: that girl is being a Sierra salmon

Guy 2: such a shame
by Ilovemilfs420 July 19, 2021
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