Side Saddle

An awkward or unorthodox method of sitting in a chair due to one's hemmerhoids flaring up.

Adam sits side saddle while typing at work

by Bakar April 25, 2004

Blazing Saddles

While fornicating with a fine biddy, pour tabasco on your dick and make the bitch ride your cock.

I took this chick back to my farmhouse and let her ride my blazing saddles.

by BitchNigga12675 March 8, 2011

Blazing Saddle

Sexual position wherein a woman rides a man reverse cowgirl while he takes a dump on the toilet.

Tommy thought that he liked blumpkins, but when Suzie upgraded him to a Blazing Saddle, he found his new favorite position.

by pattenhere April 16, 2010

Blazing Saddle

When you are hitting her in cow girl position, but her pussy is so hairy that your dick gets a carpet burn

Me and Mackenzie were getting it on last night, but she gave me a blazing saddle.

by Baconman20 December 11, 2017

saddletramp

Literally speaking, a slutty cowgirl. She rides a saddle on her horse and she's a tramp.

Texan chick: Oh, look at how many hot guys are in this bar!

Guy friend: Don't be such a saddletramp!

by madcraft July 28, 2011

sandler saddlebag

when a girl is giving you head under a blanket, quickly grab the blanket and pull her head down tight and fart. this is very good for getting revenge on a chick.

After eating a ton of rotten beans and being in the playful attitude he always is, Ryan performed the Sandler Saddlebag on his lady-friend during the movie.

by Sean May 10, 2003

rusty saddlehorn

When a person lays on their back and stiffens their tongue, sticking it out as far as possible and their partner straddles the person's face planting their anus on the protruding tongue and riding up and down, thereby doing all the work while the person on the bottom leisurely performs analingus.

She then mounted her husband's face and rode the rusty saddlehorn while he lazily rimmed her.

by Pat W. July 20, 2008