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Bleeding like a stuck pig

To bleed an extreme amount of blood. The expression likely comes from the method that farmers would slaughter their pigs. Pigs, when injured, release a bodily chemical that ends up making their meat taste bad. Because of that, farmers would stab the pig with a knife, specifically in an area that draws a lot of blood (such as the jugulars).
Did you see that dude get shot? He was bleeding like a stuck pig!
by CromBomb September 24, 2017
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Stuck Fucked

To have sex in one place in only one position. As to not make noise that might disturbe others.( perfect for teenage guys who want to get a quick nut off without really doing any work, or who are worried about her/his mom or dad hearing, possibly causing them to split up)
Dude did you smash that? hell yeah I stuck fucked that bitch.
by The king of Obscene August 24, 2010
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Stuck On A Roundabout

When two people, typically a guy and a girl, leave in a vehicle together but arrive at the destination several minutes or even hours after everyone else. What happens with the guy in the girl in that excess time is typically described as being "Stuck on a Roundabout".
Oh, they must be stuck on a roundabout, if you know what I mean!
by Zed23 July 9, 2011
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fupid stuckers

An acceptable way of saying "stupid fuckers". Works the same way as "bouche dags" "yuck fou"
The drafters at MoldTek are a bunch of "fupid stuckers"
by avarind February 6, 2009
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help im stuck

what your step-sister says when they are stuck under something
help im stuck come save me stepbrother!
by hey11758* October 27, 2020
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Stuck in Gum

This works best on a very hot day when the balls are hanging real low. While sitting down and wearing shorts, pull out your sack and pin it to the seat with your thumb. The stand up until the slack on your ball bag is taunt. This is when you say out loud, "hey look, I'm stuck in gum" fooling everyone into thinking that you sat in gum. It usually takes people a few seconds of staring at your bag until they realize what it is.
Instead of the predictable Hanging Brain trick, I mixed it up by doing a "Sat in Gum" trick at the bar last night.
by Jason K April 10, 2003
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strunk

Stoned and drunkat the same time
I couldn't drive home cause i was strunk out of my mind
by blaze it up May 19, 2005
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