It's not the ride, It's the rida

A phase commenly used when girls are riding on guys, used in Tokyo Drift, by that western dude with a damn southern accent.

girl: why can't you buy me a ride like that?
boy: you know why?
girl: why?
boy: IT's not the ride, it's the rida.

by fathobo March 26, 2008

that's the way the cookie crumbles

one of the stupideszt sayings ever.

bob: omg i shit my pantz

John: lmao that's the way the cookie crumbles

bob: stfu fag.

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 21, 2006

that's the way the cookie crumbles

This is said when something bad has happened to someone - implying that it is was just bad luck.

Could also suggest that this bad luck had to happen to someone.

Tony: Oh gawd - I got paired with Micky D?
Matthew: That's the way the cookie crumbles!

by pdc May 26, 2004

Who's the 'I' in that sentence?

figure of speech, a response expressing genuine or mock disbelief toward something admitted by the previous speaker

Felix: "I can''t meet up; I've got plans to watch Glee with my girlfriend."

Ben: "Who's the 'I' in that sentence?"

Felix: "Who's the...uh...me...it's me."

Ben: "Really?"

----

Dude: "I think I wanna volunteer in New Orleans this spring break."

Bro: "Who's the 'I' in that sentence?"

Dude: "You're right. We should just get drunk in Mexico again."

by pwinz May 4, 2010

There's the nipple

To find something you had been looking for in a sudden and unexpected manner.

Guy1: Where the fuck are my parents?
Guy2: I think they were in the kitchen
Guy1: OH FUCK THEY'RE BOTH DEAD!
Guy2: There's the nipple!

by Asswraith December 20, 2010

Here's the thing,

The single greatest opening of a persuasive statement or rebuttal. Also if used correctly an effective Jedi mind trick.

Persuasive statement:
(person 1)"Here's the thing, you should go buy me a Pepsi."(note no question mark so it cannot be refused)(person 2)"Uh, ok."

Rebuttal:
(person 1)"You should move the couch over there on that wall."(person 2) "Well I like it there just fine." (person 1") "But if you move it there you can put the coffee table there, and then i can put my sewing table there!"(person 2)"Here's the thing, No."

by suitonhim May 1, 2014

Where's the poop?

A phrase that was popularised by the hit tv show how i met your mother (HIMYM), 'where's the poop?' Refers to a line used multiple times, by Lily Aldrin after it was first heard in season 6 episode 3: Unfinished. In the episode she explains that her dog used to make the exact face that Robin was making after he had pooped somewhere in the house, she then uses the term 'where's the poop?' to ask Robin what she is hiding from her, this is in direct comparison to how her dog used to 'hide' his poop.

Ted: Are you okay?

Robin: Well, I'll admit at first I felt a little weird, but after the initial shock I realised something, I've moved on. It was a peaceful moment of closure.

Lily: Where's the poop? Robin?

Robin: Excuse me?

by JustABastard October 29, 2018