spaff lord

Someone who excels in the art of jizzing.

Jimmy: Did you see the new Kid!
Paul: Yeah apparently he's the new spaff lord.

by heh3heh3heh3 September 4, 2019

Spiffy News

Spiffy news is a youtube channel created by entrepreneur Ryan Lutness. They are known for Making short news skits and satire super hero movies.

Spiffy News Bjorn Boy has over 200 subscribers.

by BigGuyOfTHETown October 4, 2019

Spiffy

A good word to compliment someone.

Spongebob- you are looking spiffy today Gary!

by Squirrelsbeflyin October 25, 2019

Spiffy bologna water

When there is two elephants fighting over a boiled hotdog in and elementary school.

LOOK OUT! THERE IS SPIFFY BOLOGNA WATER OVER THERE!

by ThatBagle26 March 26, 2020

spiffy hamster

hamster with a tie

that is a spiffy hamster

by bonbonschoolshollyeah May 7, 2020

Spaffchomper

Someone so incompetent or unbelievably not of this world or stupid that they chew or chomp on spaff( male ejaculate or “cum”) rather than the most obvious and traditional response of spitting or swallowing.

He proved he was a complete and utter spaffchomper with his suggestion he could rely on peoples common sense.

He entered the shop without a face mask proving he was a spaffchomper.

by Postnubes633 August 13, 2020

saffy22

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by ysudgfiuysgfnuygds November 14, 2020