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Soccer is the best sport to ever exist
I love soccer
Soccer by Iluvvvvvsocer July 19, 2022
Soccer is for people who retire from playing football and move to either of the American, Australian and Canadian league.
Omg dude let's play some soccer.
Soccer by Dylanlm November 19, 2022
Soccer is a word that people only from the United States would call football. Soccer is a sport that includes a round ball that’s hard or squishy, (DONT BE DIRTY!!!) boots/cleats, shin guards, long socks, shorts and a jersey that’s matches with the whole team.
The players are goalie, mid fielders, strikers, middle defenders, defenders and subs. Subs don’t really do anything when there on the bench. Subs are substitutes for when a player gets hurt, has to sit out, player gets too tired to play, needs water and etc. At the end of the game your team needs the most goals to win!! Have fun
Shrek: Let’s play soccer baby!
Alexiana: Okay I’m down Shrek the father of my kids😏
Soccer by AlexianaLovesShrek November 21, 2022
It called football

Anyways, you kick a ball into the opposing team’s net. That’s pretty much it, in a nutshell.
John: want to play some soccer?

Chris: sure, but it’s called football
Soccer by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023
What Americans and Canadians call Football that's not their own Football
The Unites States International Soccer Team, Major-League Soccer, Canada International Soccer Team
soccer by 426911 March 24, 2023
The world's worst, and overrated sport.
Mark: Hey man are you watching the soccer game tn?
Kyle: Hell nah, Soccer sucks ass. I'd rather kill myself by putting myself through a spin cycle.
Soccer by DippyTheDuck October 31, 2023